“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Literally Hitler, literally

Just when you think that your everyday neighbourhood Antifag cannot get any more ridiculously stupid, along comes an entire horde of the asshats to take on the monumental challenge of charging straight up to that bar, and smashing right into it headfirst: How...

Twink-fu

A bunch of skinny-fat white guys assembling in a park somewhere in what looks like New Jersey Chicago would like the rest of us to believe that they’re getting ready to go to war: Wow. Just… wow. The Trap Lord did a great job of roasting these...

Top Trump

The latest batch of hilarious Trump vs CNN memes is out, and the best of them involves the God-Emperor shooting down CNN, TOP GUN-style: And of course there are a few more along similar lines that have to be seen: A post shared by @playstein on Jul 6, 2017 at 6:39am...

#CNNIsKill

It appears that the SJWs over at CNN have decided that lying wasn’t enough; now they are doubling down: CNN and Andrew Kaczynski, head of the network’s Republican oppo research unit “KFILE,” gave a misleading defense after receiving an intense backlash to a...

If you can’t beat the bastards…

BLOODY WELL HIT THEM HARDER!!!: Clearly, the mighty God-Emperor is in absolutely no mood to back off and play nice with those attacking him so relentlessly, and with such laughable ineptitude. As far as I am concerned, of course, I am absolutely delighted to see...

What she said

A young, and very fetching, Polish lady tells it like it is: This is exactly the sort of thing that I wish I could hear coming from the mouths of young American and English women. But, rest assured, this is exactly what such women will be saying- just give it a...

Give your woman regular injections

Remember how, a couple of weeks ago, I pointed out that it is in fact possible to turn even the craziest female SJWs at least slightly around and make them see sense again? As I said back then, there are several reasons why an obnoxiously stupid screeching harpy of an...

Go long on posthole diggers

We have it on good authority that the Grand Strategikon, Inquisitor Magus, and Excruciator Majoris of the Evil Legion of Evil might just be replacing Rience Priebus as White House Chief of Staff: Anonymous high ranking officials with access to deeply classified...

When a winner meets losers

The God-Emperor’s triumphant excursion through the xenos-infested borders of the Imperium yielded a great many talking points for the lying traitors of the legacy mediasaurus, to be sure. The whole of the establishment practically imploded when Donaldus...

No Right but the Alt-Right

Even the most rock-ribbed of Reagan-era conservatives are finally beginning to get it: Even a principled and admirable conservative like Scott Ott is beginning to understand that conservatism has not conserved a single damn thing over the last thirty years. The...