“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The triumph of Ullanor

For those of you mystified by the title of this post, brush up on your WH40K lore here. Even to jaded cynical types like me, it is becoming increasingly difficult to deny that President Trump appears to be on a real roll these days. The evidence is mounting that the...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s Guide to Trench Warfare

It has certainly been quite a good few years for His Voxness. As our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) noted recently, he has been right in the middle of some of the fiercest battles of our ongoing war to reclaim Western culture. Starting with Sad Puppies, and then Rabid...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

Point and laugh

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Victory: Year One

One year ago today, the American people shocked the liberaltard elites, the Republicrat Establishment, virtually the entirety of the pozzed gaystream media, and most of the rest of the world, by electing Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America....

The Lightning Claw of the God-Emperor

In the wake of the latest mass-shooting tragedy in Texas, the God-Emperor was forced to deal with a spectacularly stupid question from one of the, uh, “reporters” in the audience at a press conference in Seoul: Donald Trump said Tuesday in South Korea...

“You are made of STUPID”

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

Narrative collapse

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

Shut it, Bitch

Is anyone else completely fed up of the Hilldebeast’s ongoing self-pity party? I know I sure as hell am. As it turns out, even moderate liberaltards are getting tired of listening to the Bitch whine and moan about the fact that she lost to what almost everyone...