“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

Point and laugh

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Victory: Year One

One year ago today, the American people shocked the liberaltard elites, the Republicrat Establishment, virtually the entirety of the pozzed gaystream media, and most of the rest of the world, by electing Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America....

The Lightning Claw of the God-Emperor

In the wake of the latest mass-shooting tragedy in Texas, the God-Emperor was forced to deal with a spectacularly stupid question from one of the, uh, “reporters” in the audience at a press conference in Seoul: Donald Trump said Tuesday in South Korea...

“You are made of STUPID”

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

Narrative collapse

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

Shut it, Bitch

Is anyone else completely fed up of the Hilldebeast’s ongoing self-pity party? I know I sure as hell am. As it turns out, even moderate liberaltards are getting tired of listening to the Bitch whine and moan about the fact that she lost to what almost everyone...

A lifetime of war

Sixteen years. That is how long it has been since the day that the world as we knew it ended. Sixteen long years since the day that the Twin Towers came crashing down in a horrible spectacle of smoke and fire and death. And yet it feels like it just happened...

Shitlord in Chief

The supporters of the God-Emperor of Mankind continue to show us that, yet again, that nobody out-trolls the Troll King: As far as I am concerned, I am quite fed up of listening to the Hilldebeast’s constant whining and bleating about how that big bad...