“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“… and the men lost reason and faith”

Peter Hitchens of the Daily Mail – one of the few columnists for that rag that has his head screwed on right, most of the time, and brother of the late irrational atheist Christopher – had some rather choice words for the #MeToo harpies back in...

Priorities

This golden retriever could teach us all a thing or two about getting them straight: I have to say, I’m impressed. And it’s not just because I have a great personal fondness for big fluffy dogs in general, and golden retrievers in particular. That dog is...

An abject lesson in betatude

That picture above was taken at the wedding of a chap named Doug Hutchison, aged 51 at the time, to 16-year-old girl named Courtney Stodden. Now, at the time, Mr. Hutchison was absolutely destroyed by the media in the court of public opinion. He was labeled...

Making Britain great again

The very last episode of TOP GEAR’s Series 20 – y’know, from back when the show was really really good because it was still hosted by Clarkson, Hammond, and May – featured a truly beautiful and epic tribute to British manufacturing, which...

Holy crap, he’s real

A couple of weeks back I posted a clip from TOP GEAR – y’know, back when it was still good, as in, still hosted by the three blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a TV screen – which gave us a few good belly laughs about a chap with the last name...

In Soviet Russia, troll catch you!

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard that the Russian Army’s generals are frantically trying to figure out exactly who it is that he intends to kill in truly horrible ways- thanks largely to this latest prank: There are times when our...

To hell with STAR WARS

There was a time when I would never, ever have even thought of writing a post with that title. It was not even all that long ago, either- maybe about 5-7 years ago. Since then, however, the wanton abuses and mistreatment of the canon that we have had to endure at the...

Make Wakanda Great Again

Admittedly, “MWGA” sounds like part of an Eldritch incantation from some H. P. Lovecraft. (“Ph’nglui mwga’nafh Wa’kanda T’Challa ftaghn”? Anyone? No? Oh well.) Even so, ever since I saw this meme this morning-...

Don’t you just f-ing love science?

Especially when it confirms what we shitlords have known intuitively for years: It isn’t really that difficult to figure out. Liberalism, as we understand it today anyway, is a fundamentally weak and self-loathing ideology that tells its followers that...

Getting worse by the day, too

A few days after that whole “shithole” kerfuffle- in which, as you may recall, the God-Emperor expressed some uncouth, and unsubstantiated, opinions about certain Third World nations and asked precisely why it was that Americans should have to take in yet...