“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That settles it

Heartiste went and pulled a few side-by-side shots of the First Ladies of America and France from the, er, rear aspect, and I have to say, the caption on the first picture was an absolute howler: #Squats   vs.  #Cardio pic.twitter.com/9quemxhZIj —...

Can’t argue with that

I have to admit, it is extremely difficult for me to choose which one of these categories I support and agree with the most. A world without any one of those four things is a world that I do not want to live in. While we are on the subject of things that...

The ISIS goat rodeo

The rat-bastards of ISIS decided to have a go at filming a training montage – inside a mosque in Afghanistan, no less – and the results were… well, somewhat less than stellar: Now don’t get me wrong, as far as I’m concerned every last one...

Domain Query: Mansplaining required

Some chick named Alicia Bennett – I am assuming her gender identity based on her profile page – stopped by to leave a comment from a post from over 3 years ago which I thought was worth sharing: Cute and all but, this contest isn’t about beauty 🙂...

Now this, I want to see

Way back in about 2008 or so, shortly after the release of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros. Animation released a compilation DVD of six anime short stories featuring the one and only Kevin Conroy as the voice of the Goddamned Batman. That was pretty badass. The animation...

Batmetal Forever

First, there was BATMETAL. My readers – all 3 of them at the time – and I promptly plotzed. Then, BATMETAL returned, and it seemed as if the gods themselves had decreed the perfect alignment of heavy metal (supplied by DETHKLOK, natch) and bonkers...

Domain Query: “So what you’re saying is…”

The image is apropos of nothing in particular – I just really like my WH40K lore Reader SC wrote in to raise a few very interesting points about my writing which I thought were worth sharing in full: I noticed your blog when I was looking for actual evidence in...

Semper Fi, Gunny

Dammit… Statement from R. Lee Ermey’s long time manager, Bill Rogin: It is with deep sadness that I regret to inform you all that R. Lee Ermey (“The Gunny”) passed away this morning from complications of pneumonia. He will be greatly missed by...

LTR material

Tennessee college senior poses for a photo while wearing a “Women for Trump” T-shirt – and a gun in her belly band. Gaystream media and liberaltards proceed tocompletely lose their shit. Hilarity ensues. Now, I’m an old fart at this point...

The time of testing

In more than five years of nearly daily writing and analysis, this post, right here, is the most difficult one that I have ever had to write, and by a long way. I had alluded a few times last week to the fact that I have been going through some rough times. And that...