“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Vote “LEAVE”, and become great again

by | Jun 20, 2016 | Uncategorized

Take up the White Man’s burden-And reap his old reward; The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard- The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light- “Why brought ye us from bondage, Our loved Egyptian night?” — From The...

The English Flag by Rudyard Kipling

by | Jun 6, 2016 | Kipling, Uncategorized

I referenced this poem in my Memorial Day post, but I only picked out like two great stanzas from one of Kipling’s best ever poems. Unlike a lot of triumphalist poems or songs, this one doesn’t present imperial Britain as a hegemony built on rainbows and...

Did NOT see that coming

by | Jun 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Michael Bisping is now the new UFC Middleweight Champion?! WTFH?!?!!! Wow. Just… WOWWWWW. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very happy to see Luke Rockhold get knocked down a few pegs. He is a great fighter who looks like he could wipe the floor with just...

It’s not a question of “if”…

by | May 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...

The MAGA anthem

by | May 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Courtesy of some bloke called @BakedAlaska: Well, he’s sure as hell baked on something. And the excessive use of autotune is, to a purist like me, highly irritating; as far as I’m concerned, if I want to listen to some one using autotune to disguise her...

The God-Emperor arises

by | May 4, 2016 | Uncategorized

It’s all over bar the shouting now, apparently- The Donald is in fact going to be the Republican nominee for POTUS: Triumphant Donald Trump claimed victory in the Republican presidential contest on Tuesday night, after Ted Cruz dropped out of the race following...

Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue!!!

by | Apr 17, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A man so young that he apparently still needs to be told not to stick it in crazy, is clearly attempting to show that he has more money than brains by turning a ho into a housewife: Lindsay Lohan is to be engaged to be married.  The 29-year-old Mean Girls vet has...

Alpha and Beta political philosophies

by | Mar 24, 2016 | Uncategorized

Several years back, Bill Whittle produced what I consider to be one of his all-time classic video commentaries, on the difference between Alpha and Beta males. In that video, “Beta Nation”, he outlined precisely why it is that, no matter where you look, no...