by Didact | Sep 7, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
It’s simple, really: just lay the makeup on with a trowel: I didn’t realise until quite late in life that some women don’t just wear make-up, they wear a full-on disguise – the sort you might adopt if you were evading capture. At university one of new flatmates...
by Didact | Sep 7, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Someone named Emmanuel Viola decided to conduct a little thought experiment by adding tattoos to various Disney princesses. The results were… interesting, to say the least: Belle, doing the full 90s Angelina Jolie Herpegonosyphilaids on a plate! Would not touch...
by Didact | Sep 6, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
God forgive me for posting yet again about yet another waste of precious oxygen hairy Armenian woman Kardashian: On Tuesday night she picked up the Woman of the Year award at the GQ Men of the Year ceremony in London wearing a revealing leather bustier and see-through...
by Didact | Sep 6, 2014 | Uncategorized
Cobblers: This is an important distinction that we need to grasp in economics, this division into macro and micro: obviously, meaning large and small. [Didact: Wrong. There is no distinction. But we’ll get to that.] But in more detail, macro is trying to...
by Didact | Sep 4, 2014 | Uncategorized
Mommy-porn aficionados the world over have been desperately trying to convince the rest of us that Fifty Shades of Grey and its sequels are great literature. Oh really? Try telling me that after listening to Gilbert Gottfried narrate a passage from the first...
by Didact | Sep 3, 2014 | Uncategorized
Hey, look who’s back with yet another indignantly self-righteous piece about how horrible, terrible, no good, very bad, doubleplus ungood men are! OK, admittedly, that describes virtually every single one of Ms. Sanghani’s articles, but this one squarely...
by Didact | Sep 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
That is the only possible conclusion that I think that a rational man can reach after seeing “news” stories like this one: The businessman’s [Didact: “businessman”? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?] less than pleased reaction to...
by Didact | Sep 2, 2014 | Uncategorized
American “football”- or, as the rest of the civilised world calls it, gridiron- is not something with which I ordinarily concern myself. I have no clue how it’s played, I just know that it’s a sort of sanitised version of rugby, played with...
by Didact | Sep 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Blah blah blah feminist statement blah blah small-breasted women something something and would you please put that shirt on again, Keira? To many, it might seem like an odd decision. Keira Knightley, famously private, has posed topless for a fashion magazine. The...
by Didact | Sep 1, 2014 | Uncategorized
The lady with the giant nose and even more impressive lack of perspective is back- maybe that honking great wine-sniffer gets in the way of her field of vision?- and is wondering why we can’t all hold hands and sing kumbaya around the fire: In these...
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