“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

You just can’t get more cucky than ¡Jeb!

Cuck Dynasty Good Lord Almighty. I can actually feel my testosterone levels dropping when I read this: Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Republican presidential candidate former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) said he “hated” being his party’s presidential...

Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

The Fall of an Empire- I don’t think I’m EVER going to get tired of seeing that kick Could you please deliver another round of severe assbeat to Ronda Rousey’s table? I don’t think she got the hint from the last time: Shortly following her...

When you fail so hard…

Here’s one that will tickle the code geeks among you. I was coding a program earlier that would basically loop through a mapping table, load up objects from a database, and save them to flat files in a physical drive. The program itself is nearly 500 lines long...

Well, that broke something important

I know this dates back a ways, but it’s still a trip to see, given just how many boundaries of WTFness it breaks: … Oh dear. I suspect my brain is going to need to be pieced back together like a jigsaw puzzle now. With superglue. And in case you’re...

He walked face-first into that one

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...

A journalist worthy of the name

Hey, look what happens when a so-called “journalist” FINALLY DOES HIS GODDAMN JOB and actually pushes President Odumbass about his epic cock-ups: Imagine that. An incompetent self-delusional narcissist actually has trouble handling criticism, no matter how...

Open season on manginas

Larry Correia has been described in many ways, each one funnier and more accurate than the last. He calls himself the International Lord of Hate, and with great justification. Vox Day has been known to call him “The Mountain That Writes” and, in his latest...

Generational regression

Prince_Laqroix had an interesting follow-up question to my latest, rather grouchy, take on the Joint Strike Flying Piano: Perhaps I must have missed it.. I’m new to this and my knowledge is extremely limited, but does Lind mention or do you have any thoughts on...