“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Are they sponsored?

That is the real question that everyone should be asking of these Instagram “models”- who by the way nobody else has ever heard of- that are (apparently) raking in millions of dollars a year from their income making faces and looking hot in very tight...

STAR WARS VII: A Lost Hope

The family went out last night to watch STAR WARS VII: The Force Awakens. Now as I’ve said before (far too many times), I really wasn’t looking forward to seeing this new movie; I figured that J. J. Abrams had simply turned it into another pastiche of the...

That ain’t right…

… but I still laughed my arse off at it: h/t: Return of Kings commenter Drifter Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new...

They forgot Rule #1

What. The. F**K. It would appear that folks in the game development industry really need to start putting Vox Day’s superb semi-polemical book SJWs Always Lie on their Christmas wish lists for Santa Claus: Video game journalist [Didact: that should actually be...

You just can’t get more cucky than ¡Jeb!

Cuck Dynasty Good Lord Almighty. I can actually feel my testosterone levels dropping when I read this: Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Republican presidential candidate former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) said he “hated” being his party’s presidential...

Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

The Fall of an Empire- I don’t think I’m EVER going to get tired of seeing that kick Could you please deliver another round of severe assbeat to Ronda Rousey’s table? I don’t think she got the hint from the last time: Shortly following her...

When you fail so hard…

Here’s one that will tickle the code geeks among you. I was coding a program earlier that would basically loop through a mapping table, load up objects from a database, and save them to flat files in a physical drive. The program itself is nearly 500 lines long...

Well, that broke something important

I know this dates back a ways, but it’s still a trip to see, given just how many boundaries of WTFness it breaks: … Oh dear. I suspect my brain is going to need to be pieced back together like a jigsaw puzzle now. With superglue. And in case you’re...