“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue!!!

A man so young that he apparently still needs to be told not to stick it in crazy, is clearly attempting to show that he has more money than brains by turning a ho into a housewife: Lindsay Lohan is to be engaged to be married.  The 29-year-old Mean Girls vet has...

Paging Prof. Darwin…

“Prof. Darwin? It’s the office here. You might not want to make plans for this weekend. It would appear that a prime candidate for your award made his appearance in a Pakistani courtroom the other day…”: Three people were injured in an...

What does a raped culture look like?

Actually, while we’re at it asking questions that no one wants to see answered, what does a culture that has been literally raped out of its senses look like? Assuming you can get past your gag reflex, the answer to that rather ugly question can probably be...

A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift

Remember the worldwide media furore that erupted a couple of months back when Roosh V proposed a series of entirely peaceful and completely legal meet-ups between members of the global alt-right community? It started because social justice warriors conned first...

Feminist own goal

This is what one looks like: Well done, ladies. You managed to run the entire length of the pitch, kick the ball straight into the net, and then jumped around yelling, “YEAA- I recognise that goal, it’s my side’s…” Share this: Share...

IdiotZ

As if we needed any more evidence, it would appear that the generation after mine is well, truly, and totally F***ED UP BEYOND ALL RECOVERY: Fifty-six percent of respondents from the so-called Gen-Z “said they know someone who went by gender neutral pronouns such as...

The real Modern Man List

Remember that ridiculous list that New York Times “journalist” Brian Lombardi wrote up back in October? The one where he appeared to be suffering from acute vaginal cramping, and ended up claiming that the mark of a real man is his possession of a F!@#ING...

Book Review: Curse of the High IQ by Aaron Clarey

I don’t do many reviews anymore, mostly because they take a lot of time to write but rarely result in very much interest. However, once in a very great while, a book or album or film comes along that is actually worth reviewing in some detail. Our friend Aaron...

Dear Limey Assholes…

The Brits evidently didn’t get the message at Yorktown in 1781 to keep their long pointy noses out of American politics: The British flagship financial magazine The Economist, considered one of the preeminent voices of the global financial, business and...