“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Maximal suckage

The final episode of Game of Thrones was, if anything, even more of a disaster than any of us could have imagined: A quick recap: Daenerys took her turn to tyranny to its natural conclusion, announcing a world-wide campaign against, well, tyranny. Tyrion mourned...

“We’re gonna need a bigger clown car”

Just when you thought that the Daemoncrats couldn’t get any more ridiculous, here comes Hizzoner, Da Meiya: I watched what that Commie bastard de Blasio did to New York from 2014 to 2018. Four long years of watching homeless bums spring up like mushrooms all...

Women’s sports stink

So there I was, sitting in a restaurant the other night waiting for our order to arrive, watching a bit of cricket on the TV – they’re absolutely mad about that sport in this country. Now, cricket, in its proper Test form, is possibly the second...

Neo-pagans are LARPing losers

Living as a Christian – albeit an unbaptised one, so technically you could lawyer around things and claim that I’m not a real Christian – in a pagan country provides some interesting perspectives on paganism that may be useful for...

Japan is where vegans go to die

Japan is, as we all know, the King of WEIRD. Not for nothing have I repeatedly posted up clips and pictures that show just how crazy the country can be. There is, however, one thing that Japan does extraordinarily well – and that is eating meat and...

The secret in plain sight

Pssst! Hey, shitlord! Do you want to know the secret to defeating the lunatic Left? I’ll tell you in just a moment. But first, I want you to watch this short video: I have no idea who or what this is but LISTEN to this WHACK JOB! 👇🏼 And just say no to drugs!!!...

300mph wall smash

In my post the other day about once-hot babe Tia Carrere, I wasaccused of being rather uncharitable toward the aforementioned lady by commenter “Himself”: I don’t know about 200 mph. She doesn’t appear to be anywhere near as bad as the examples...

Brexit and the breaking

As Theresa Maybot’s utterly useless administration lurches from disaster to catastrophe with monotonous regularity with regards to getting Britain the hell OUT of the European Union, it is worth taking a look at some old-fashioned British humour to explain...

A personal perspective on CrossFit

I have been roasting and attacking CrossShit for more than six years now on a fairly regular basis, and with very good reason. At its core, CrossShit comes down to combining anaerobic Olympic and powerlifting movements with hard cardio, and your reps and movements are...