“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Now it’s stuck in my head…

Everyone’s favourite “aerobic metal” band, AMARANTHE, is back with a new album. I just started listening to MAXIMALISM, and I have to say, it’s actually quite a bit better (so far- I’m only about four songs in) than its predecessor,...

We’re gonna have to ditch the umlauts…

Did you ever wonder what our favourite metal songs would sound like without all of that lovely distortion that gives really great heavy metal its eardrum-raping sound? No? Oh. Well, then, don’t wonder no longer: Bloody hell. That makes SLAYER sound like...

The Pacific Rim of heavy metal

I had the immense pleasure of going to see SABATON play live the other night as they tour North America in support of their (awesome) new album. Now, if you’ve never been to see a SABATON gig, and you like their music, you need to do yourself the favour of...

Right, who can we offend next?

Hot on the heels of the most excellent “feminist death metal” video that he put together, Finntronaut has decided to do the world a great service and create a new video made in a similar vein about Islam. Oh, I suppose I should provide a “spew...

“Suckerpunch”

Symphonic-metal fans, like LastRedoubt, will probably appreciate this: That’s a single off their new album, Moonbathers, which despite the rather naff title is in fact not bad at all. I’m not yet convinced that it’s better than their previous...

Deus Vult!

A little POWERWOLF to go along with one’s morning coffee is always a great way to wake up: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens...

“Tears of the Dragon”

I listened to this classic BRUCE DICKINSON track for the first time in what felt like an eternity yesterday, and I have to say, it’s still as fresh and poignant and beautifully executed as it was back when it was first released, waaaaaaaay back in 1994: His...

Their first and last great album

It is always good to get reacquainted from time to time with those lost classic albums that you haven’t listened to properly in like years- particularly when they involve some of your favourite singers and musicians collaborating on “side projects”...

Songs of glory

Nothing serious to see here- other than some serious headbanging: (That song is catchier than herpes. I’m surprised the CDC hasn’t jumped on the banned-wagon for it yet.) And let’s not forget the girls- I am nothing if not fair-minded,...

“The Last Stand”

SABATON’s latest album is finally out, and it is indeed very damn good. I find it difficult to choose the “best” track off the whole thing, but if I were pressed, I would probably pick the title track: It’s not often that you hear a metal band-...