“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Operation Linebacker III

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Needs more cowbell

A complete lunatic with a very understanding wife decided to go and make a heavy metal cover of BLUE OYSTER CULT’s classic song, “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper”, and… well, this: I dunno about y’all, but I do prefer that song with...

Didact’s Album List 2016

AMARANTHE – Maximalism (3.0/5) DELAIN – Moonbathers (3.3/5) MEGADETH – Dystopia (3.0/5) GRAND MAGUS – Iron Will (3.2/5) GRAND MAGUS – Wolf’s Return (3.1/5) SABATON – The...

The Didact’s Best Albums of 2016

Now that we’ve gotten the best books of 2016 (in my ever-so-humble opinion) out of the way, it’s time to tackle the best albums that I’ve listened to all year. Now, the thing is, I actually listen to quite a lot more than just heavy metal- but for...

Turn the EPIC knob all the way up to 11

SABATON + God-Emperor Trump memes = AWESOMESAUCE: Holy shit, that was brilliant. I did NOT think it was possible to make AMON AMARTH’s “Twilight of the Thunder God” any more epic than it already is. Naturally, whoever created that SABATON/Trump...

It’s not all horrible and lame

Our buddy LastRedoubt posted up some country music yesterday and mentioned in passing that I’m not exactly the genre’s biggest fan. He ain’t wrong about that- I am NOT a fan of listening to some berk wailing nasally to horribly tuned...

United Abominations

It isn’t very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely...

So this thrash band walks into a salsa club…

Question: what do you suppose happens when one of the greatest drummers ever to beat the crap out of the skins shows up at a drum-off expo to show off what he can do? Answer: something like THIS… I am going to commit heavy metal heresy when I say this, but the...

Why modern pop music rapes your ears

Paul Joseph Watson posted a video earlier this year that does a rather good job of explaining precisely why it is that “pop” (((music))) these days is so unbearably stupid, vacuous, tedious, annoying, overly loud, and just plain unlistenable: You may have...

The Didact’s God-Emperor Victory Gym Playlist

With The Donald’s victory, it’s time to start celebrating, lads! Break out the beer and scotch and 120-proof rum! And what better way to get this party started than by cranking up some EPIC VICTORY SONGS!!! (Otherwise known as “music for breaking the...