“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Enemies of the people

The Project Veritas scoop on CNN has clearly shown absolutely incontrovertible evidence, from within the belly of the beast, of media malfeasance of the worst kind: It’s not like anybody who reads my work needs to be reminded that the Clown News Network is a...

Ownage

It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...

The Troll-Emperor and the stroppy teen

His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, completely owned an angry 16-year-old “climate change” crusader the other day, and boy were the results hilarious: Arriving at...

How the swamp works

Until His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra*, came along and completely overturned the apple-cart of the political establishment, we never really had a good term to describe the way...

Bye bye, Johnny

The swamp-draining carries on: President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he has terminated National Security Advisor John Bolton from his position, citing strong disagreement on “many of his suggestions” regarding foreign policy. “I informed John Bolton last night...

Have you ever been so far Left…

… that your eye exploded while you were giving a proper harangue onstage? Former Vice President Joe Biden’s left eye filled with blood while he was onstage Wednesday during a CNN town hall on climate change, apparently from a burst vessel. Biden was in the...

The Constitutional Conservative Fantasy

Once again I find myself reading far, far too many books – though at a greatly reduced speed, for various reasons – and once again, one of those books is thought-provoking enough to prompt a deeper look. While this is not intended as a book...

The psychic blasts of the God-Emperor

His Most Legendary and Benevolent Astral Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has kicked over the hornets’ nest of anti-Semitism in the USA with his recent remarks about Jews who vote for Daemoncrats: Donald Trump said Tuesday that...

Honourable men are easily destroyed

Certain events of late have gotten me thinking about the ways in which honourable men set ourselves up to be tricked and taken advantage of by the world around us. An honourable man is such because his word is his bond. He does what he says, and he says what he means....

Creepy Porn Lawyer is creepy

Even the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, might just be getting a little tired of all of his #WINNING!!!!!! by now – though I wouldn’t bet on it: UPDATE – I forgot to include this one: #BasedTucker. I don’t know what happened...