“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

She’s certainly shaking something

What happens when you put a Taylor Swift single into an atom-smasher along with polka music and a metal shredfest? Well… this: (Kindly sent to me by Carey) I think I might have ruptured something laughing so hard. There is a particularly priceless moment right...

The girl who cried “rape”

Surprise Buttsecks: Lying Mattress Girl Edition Looks like Emma Sulkowicz’s experience with her surprise back-door caller wasn’t quite so surprising- and she wasn’t quite as broken up about it as she would like us to believe: Emma Sulkowicz, the...

“Dating is tiring”, she says…

WYB? Thing is, though, I’m not exactly inclined to disagree with this lady’s rather frankly expressed sentiments:  The New Rules of Sex is part of the current zeitgeist for sex-saturated books that took off with the global blockbuster Fifty...

Don’t cut your damn hair – pageant edition

Much props to our friends at Return of Kings So apparently there are these things called “beauty pageants” that are held every year, in which very pretty young women flounce around in bikinis and other outfits and are judged to be worthy of being called...

Shorts

So No More Jar Jar Binks, Then? Pictured: A former filmmaker and producer Jabba the Lucas is apparently a bit pissed off at the fact that Disney (very wisely) ignored all of his ideas for STAR WARS VII: The Force Awakens. They even had the audacity, the bare-faced...

Become a #Meninist! They have t-shirts!

Really effing STUPID t-shirts: Supporters of ‘meninism’, a controversial movement that opposes feminism, have now begun wearing ‘meninist’ T-shirts.  The online retailer Teespring.com has sold 615 shirts bearing the hashtag #MENINIST...

Ladies, meet your new role model

All that and brains too- or so we’re supposed to believe I thought it was against corporate policy at most newspapers to encourage their writers to take hallucinogens, but apparently that is exactly what a particularly unhinged writer at the Telly did when...

If you give a feminist a cookie…

Before and after haircut. How is this difficult to understand??? An actress named Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, who used to look pretty damn good before she ignored sensible advice and cut her hair, made some comments the other day about how she wasn’t really a...

“Victor Victoria” IRL

Uh, sorry mate, you’re not convincing anyone A rather butch lesbian decides to take a page from a campy Blake Edwards film in order to understand how men think. The results are… well, downright strange- but also very revealing: I got this off a reddit...