“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Powersliding in Anne Hathaway’s cottage

One of the absolute best things about being an Amazon Prime subscriber has GOT to be the fact that TOP GEAR series 2-17 are all available, FOR FREE, as part of one’s subscription. Which allows petrol addicts like me to binge-watch the great heresies of the...

Eigo de, onegaishimasu?

Those of you who were introduced to the balls-out batshit insanity that is BABYMETAL probably know this already, but when it comes to music, Japan is actually considerably crazier than you might be led to believe initially. This is especially true when it...

The classic vibe never gets old

I once saw a little-known power metal band called ARCTIC FLAME open up for the granddaddies of the genre, GAMMA RAY, back in, oh, about 2010. By metal standards, the entire band might as well have pensioner passes; every single one of the band members must have been...

The Accolade

Being somewhat familiar with the state that is known as “the armpit of America”- that is to say, New Jersey- it would be easy for me to give into the stereotypes and argue that nothing much of any good ever comes from around here. After all, this is the...

Lepanto by G. K. Chesterton

I came across a reference to this poem in the superb book, The Great Heresies by Hillaire Belloc, which I am currently devouring as fast as I can after (foolishly) putting it down like a quarter of the way through in the middle of last year. In the chapter...

It CAN’T be over yet!

Boys, I have some truly sad news: THE GRAND TOUR, that manliest of manly men’s shows, is coming to an end… Say it isn’t so!!! Well, to put it slightly more accurately, the current season of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME is coming to an...

Seems fitting

In light of all of the #WINNING that has occurred thus far under the barely-begun reign of the God-Emperor, I thought it appropriate to bring up a couple of my favourite TESTAMENT songs. Let’s start with “True American Hate”: All those who follow,...

“The crownless again shall be king”

I hardly ever watch tennis anymore after I “cut the cord” back in 2013, but if you had asked me three weeks ago who would win the Australian Open tennis championships in 2017, the words, “Roger Federer” would have been outside of the top 5 on...

Mood music

Given the events of the last couple of months, and the resulting upending of the “established order”, I think it’s well past time that we introduced some classic GAMMA RAY songs that suit the times just perfectly, don’t you? First up:...

Operation Linebacker III

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...