“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Seems fitting

In light of all of the #WINNING that has occurred thus far under the barely-begun reign of the God-Emperor, I thought it appropriate to bring up a couple of my favourite TESTAMENT songs. Let’s start with “True American Hate”: All those who follow,...

“The crownless again shall be king”

I hardly ever watch tennis anymore after I “cut the cord” back in 2013, but if you had asked me three weeks ago who would win the Australian Open tennis championships in 2017, the words, “Roger Federer” would have been outside of the top 5 on...

Mood music

Given the events of the last couple of months, and the resulting upending of the “established order”, I think it’s well past time that we introduced some classic GAMMA RAY songs that suit the times just perfectly, don’t you? First up:...

Operation Linebacker III

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Bitch gets bitchslapped

The God-Emperor Ascendant just gave the world an absolute masterclass in how to handle the legacy news media: That. Was. BEAUTIFUL. Of course, we know that The Donald knows how to handle the media. He has proven it over and over again. What he has shown us,...

I WANT ONE

A few video game fans who also happen to be master metalsmiths decided to entertain a hugely popular fan request and managed to create an actual working Warhammer 40K CHAINSWORD: Holy shit. That is BADASS. I have the highest respect for people who work with their...

Needs more cowbell

A complete lunatic with a very understanding wife decided to go and make a heavy metal cover of BLUE OYSTER CULT’s classic song, “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper”, and… well, this: I dunno about y’all, but I do prefer that song with...

Ready the harpoons, boys!

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...

Book Review: A Sea of Skulls by Vox Day

When Vox Day decided to embark on the goal of writing an epic fantasy series that would rival George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire in terms of scope, character, plot, and quality, many mainstream critics and SF/F afficionados laughed at him. After...

Didact’s Album List 2016

AMARANTHE – Maximalism (3.0/5) DELAIN – Moonbathers (3.3/5) MEGADETH – Dystopia (3.0/5) GRAND MAGUS – Iron Will (3.2/5) GRAND MAGUS – Wolf’s Return (3.1/5) SABATON – The...