“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Shredfest

Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...

Apex

The fourth album by Canadian metal band UNLEASH THE ARCHERS was released last Friday, and… just… wow. I haven’t been able to stop listening to it for the past three days. Very few albums ever released, by any band, can claim to have had...

STILL. NOT. TIRED.

The God-Emperor sent the entire globalist establishment into a tailspin yesterday by fulfilling the pledge he made during the Great Crusade to withdraw from the Paris Agreement on the nonsense that is ” man-made climate change”: Donald Trump pulled the...

A little too much rum, Dave?

Latest ALESTORM single. Just… watch and enjoy: I think we just found the new unofficial anthem of Navy SEAL Team 6… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)...

“If”, the Lacadaemonians said

The Spartans are remembered throughout the history of Western civilisation as some of the greatest, most disciplined, and most terrifyingly skilled warriors that ever lived. But the very military education that made them the most feared and respected citizen-soldiers...

#MetalMonday

Given the DISGUSTING weather outside today, I figure a good solid dose of metal should help lighten the mood- starting with, of course, the greatest of them all. IRON MAIDEN: IMPELLITTERI – with perhaps the fastest guitarist on Earth: GALLOWS’ END...

So you wanna be an Illuminatus?

Well in that case, you’re going to need the right anthem to get into the correct frame of mind: Thanks, yet again, to my impressively incompetent ISP, this should have been posted yesterday, but wasn’t. Anyway, the point is that, while there are many bands...

The Force is strong with this one

What happens when you create a heavy metal band with Boba Fett on drums, a stormtrooper on bass, a TIE fighter pilot and an Imperial guardsman on rhythm guitars, and LORD DARTH VADER HIMSELF on lead guitar? Well, THIS: That ALMOST makes up for how bad Mickey...

Heeeeeeere’s Ruger!!!

So, let’s say you’re sitting on the couch with your latest gun bunny snuggled up beside you, her firm and lovely breasts pressing into your chest and her head and hair resting under your chin. Pictured: Every man’s favourite gun bunny You’re...

Music to make your beard grow

My Alt-Right brethren are, understandably, in something of a mood to burn and pillage these days. We have seen how effective the Viking method of solving problems tends to be when dealing with dyscivic leftists tends to be, after all. With that in mind, and seeing how...