“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Where’s my hammer?!

Courtesy of Vox Day, I came across something that indicates that there might just be some hope for the American yoof after all: That last line there caught my eye. Apparently some epic shitlord has actually crafted a T-shirt with that exact slogan on it. I just...

Indomitus

“Bloody hell, he’s done it again. He’s made the impossible seem trivial.” That was something along the lines of my thought process when I saw the final scoreline of the gentlemen’s singles championship match at Wimbledon on Sunday. Roger...

They’re back

Reader Kapios alerted me to an EXTREMELY important development just a short while ago: That’s right. The boys are BACK!!! And their return is going to be LEGENDARY. This is of course the season in which Richard Hammond had what the Brits, in their...

Literally Hitler, literally

Just when you think that your everyday neighbourhood Antifag cannot get any more ridiculously stupid, along comes an entire horde of the asshats to take on the monumental challenge of charging straight up to that bar, and smashing right into it headfirst: How...

Top Trump

The latest batch of hilarious Trump vs CNN memes is out, and the best of them involves the God-Emperor shooting down CNN, TOP GUN-style: And of course there are a few more along similar lines that have to be seen: A post shared by @playstein on Jul 6, 2017 at 6:39am...

By the word of the God-Emperor

President Donald Trump is not perfect, not by any measure. But by God, he sure as hell understands what is at stake in the war for Western civilisation: Wow. Just… wow. I thought his inauguration speech was amazing. This one completely blew it away. Listening to...

Mind. Blown.

I finally just finished watching John Wick: Chapter 2, and yes, I know, that’s kind of a ridiculous amount of time required to watch a movie that was released back in, like, February and went to video sometime in early May. What can I say- I am sometimes very...

Mighty Wings

Look, I know that TOP GUN is, by far, the single gayest non-gay movie ever made, but you cannot deny that it has a truly epic soundtrack. This is the film that made both Tom Cruise and Kenny Loggins into bona fide superstars. It is in many ways a...

Blasphemy!!!

Whoever decided to take one of the greatest IRON MAIDEN anthems ever written- which is therefore, by definition, one of the greatest songs ever written and performed, by any band, ever- with one of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits, is crazier than a...

Rebel Yell

Yes, I know, it’s stupidly cheesy and retro, but Billy Idol’s classic anthem really hasn’t aged too badly considering that it was recorded some 34 years ago. Hell, the song is older than me. Of course, as with any cheesy synth-rock anthem from the...