“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Power through death?

No, don’t worry, the title isn’t what you think. It’s just been a while since I posted up some good strong manly heavy metal- the kind designed to put hair on a man’s already hirsute chest. First up- apparently, it is in fact possible to blend...

Clutch

According to UrbanDictionary.com, the word “Clutch” can be defined as follows: To me, however, CLUTCH simply refers to one of the very best rock bands that you’ll ever see or hear. To wit: I saw these guys playing live several years ago, I...

Grass-fed shitlordery

In the spirit of fair and balanced treatment of vegans: Yep. That’s how it’s done. Again, I’ll be the first to defend “cool” vegans who aren’t complete dicks about their fussy eating habits. I have the great good fortune to be good...

“And now I shall crush his spirit”

You know you’re watching something special when Roger Federer is performing at his peak on Centre Court at Wimbledon- and when he’s simply dicking with his opponents, as he does in these 17 spectacular rallies: Watching the Championships this year was...

Where’s my hammer?!

Courtesy of Vox Day, I came across something that indicates that there might just be some hope for the American yoof after all: That last line there caught my eye. Apparently some epic shitlord has actually crafted a T-shirt with that exact slogan on it. I just...

Indomitus

“Bloody hell, he’s done it again. He’s made the impossible seem trivial.” That was something along the lines of my thought process when I saw the final scoreline of the gentlemen’s singles championship match at Wimbledon on Sunday. Roger...

They’re back

Reader Kapios alerted me to an EXTREMELY important development just a short while ago: That’s right. The boys are BACK!!! And their return is going to be LEGENDARY. This is of course the season in which Richard Hammond had what the Brits, in their...

Literally Hitler, literally

Just when you think that your everyday neighbourhood Antifag cannot get any more ridiculously stupid, along comes an entire horde of the asshats to take on the monumental challenge of charging straight up to that bar, and smashing right into it headfirst: How...

Top Trump

The latest batch of hilarious Trump vs CNN memes is out, and the best of them involves the God-Emperor shooting down CNN, TOP GUN-style: And of course there are a few more along similar lines that have to be seen: A post shared by @playstein on Jul 6, 2017 at 6:39am...

By the word of the God-Emperor

President Donald Trump is not perfect, not by any measure. But by God, he sure as hell understands what is at stake in the war for Western civilisation: Wow. Just… wow. I thought his inauguration speech was amazing. This one completely blew it away. Listening to...