“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Breaking a proper garden tool

Breaking a proper garden tool

Most of us have better things to do than wonder what OnlyFools slags get up to, and that is a healthy and sensible attitude. Occasionally, though, one of them breaks into the mainstream consciousness, usually by doing something unspeakably stupid and disgusting. We...
The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The situation in the Middle East has taken a dramatic turn for the worse over the past week, with the “surprise” incursion by Radical Izzlamist F***bags from the northern Syrian province of Idlib. The city of Aleppo, once a stronghold of the Assad government in Syria,...
Without lies, Izzlam dies

Without lies, Izzlam dies

Most of you are old enough to remember the 9/11 attacks. I certainly am, and remember exactly what happened on the Tuesday morning (well, evening, given where I was living at that time), when the planes flew into the Twin Towers. That one event completely altered my...
The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Most long-time readers know there are few things that make me angrier than watching a presstitute lie in full flow. Those same long-time readers also know that few things delight me more than watching a whorenalist getting absolutely destroyed and publicly humiliated....
Grab your tinfoil hats and tinted lenses

Grab your tinfoil hats and tinted lenses

The other day, a friend of mine sent me a link to a redonkulously long interview with one Dr. Jack Kruse – whom I had never heard of before – on the Danny Jones podcast. On a whim, I started listening to it – and almost immediately got hooked, because the bombs this...
The gift of coal

The gift of coal

Back in mid-January 2023, we received news that Soledar – literally, “gift of salt” in Russian – had been captured (or liberated, if you prefer – and I do) by Russian forces. This opened up the road for the bloody, terrible, hellish...
The Pope is wrong

The Pope is wrong

The multilingual master of historical and textual analysis, Metatron, saw fit to tackle Il Papa’s recent remarks about how all religions lead to God, in a detailed video in which he translated “the Pope’s” comments precisely and word-for-word from the original...
Cutting the cheese

Cutting the cheese

The Hypergamouse Kickstarter campaign has, uh, kicked off, as it were, and has already blown WAY past its initial goals. I will cut right to the chase here – if you want more of one of the best webcomics out there, and the ONLY comic anywhere in the world that...