“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Dark Knight sells out

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...

When the revolution devours its children

Several different individuals have been credited as the originators of an epigram that goes something like this: Any man who is not a socialist at age 20 has no heart. Any man who is still a socialist at age 40 has no head I’ve seen this quote attributed to...

No wonder he’s pissed

Someday, the parodies of Adolf Hitler completelylosing his sh*t will cease to be hilarious. This is still not that day. Wow. Who knew that Der Fuhrer was such a rabid Rousey fanboy? Or that MMA was a thing back during the final hours of the siege of Berlin, eh?...

Sometimes all you can do is laugh

Unless you’ve been living under a very large rock, you will undoubtedly know what happened in Paris last Friday. Nearly 130 people are dead; more than 300 are injured. And make no mistake- these people were casualties of a war between Islam, and the rest of...

He walked face-first into that one

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...

Yep, pretty much

If you look really closely, you can see me- #4508- lurking very far away there in the background. I’m the one in the Promethean Warrior-Servant outfit wielding a lightrifle and a hardlight blade. (I’m a big fan of the former- great for both medium-range...

Seriously, just KILL THEM OFF already

A panda gets stuck in a tree and the world goes all gooey at how adorably stupid the damn thing is: Sometimes, the struggle is most definitely real.  In this instance, embodied by a poor, uncoordinated and adorable giant panda, battling both nature and...

I stand corrected

Well, sort of. You see, Carey brought to my attention that I might have been just a tad too hasty in arguing that Death Note is a seriously messed up manga/anime. After all, if you were given a chance to get your own copy of a Death Note, what would you use it...

A President and a pussy

Really not that hard to tell who’s who: Now, I’m not that big a fan of President Putin, either. Yes, he’s certainly a far manlier man than Odoofuss is… but that doesn’t strike me as much of a bar to clear. There are 120lb girls at my...