“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A useful and timely PSA

by | Dec 11, 2015 | Uncategorized

Actually, this classic sketch is rather old, but its relevance, given the sturm und drang over the BLM movement, is greater than ever: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new...

He’d Bat-bitchslap Robin, that’s what

by | Dec 11, 2015 | Uncategorized

A question with a very obvious answer: Oh, and in case you’re wondering what that looks like: Yeah, I never got the point of the Robin character either. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on...

The Dark Knight sells out

by | Dec 9, 2015 | Uncategorized

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...

When the revolution devours its children

by | Nov 30, 2015 | Uncategorized

Several different individuals have been credited as the originators of an epigram that goes something like this: Any man who is not a socialist at age 20 has no heart. Any man who is still a socialist at age 40 has no head I’ve seen this quote attributed to...

No wonder he’s pissed

by | Nov 19, 2015 | Uncategorized

Someday, the parodies of Adolf Hitler completelylosing his sh*t will cease to be hilarious. This is still not that day. Wow. Who knew that Der Fuhrer was such a rabid Rousey fanboy? Or that MMA was a thing back during the final hours of the siege of Berlin, eh?...

Sometimes all you can do is laugh

by | Nov 17, 2015 | Uncategorized

Unless you’ve been living under a very large rock, you will undoubtedly know what happened in Paris last Friday. Nearly 130 people are dead; more than 300 are injured. And make no mistake- these people were casualties of a war between Islam, and the rest of...

He walked face-first into that one

by | Nov 9, 2015 | Uncategorized

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...

Yep, pretty much

by | Oct 30, 2015 | Uncategorized

If you look really closely, you can see me- #4508- lurking very far away there in the background. I’m the one in the Promethean Warrior-Servant outfit wielding a lightrifle and a hardlight blade. (I’m a big fan of the former- great for both medium-range...