“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That ain’t right…

… but I still laughed my arse off at it: h/t: Return of Kings commenter Drifter Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new...

Ensign Mary Sue

I discovered a truly hilarious webcomic by way of a commenter John C. Wright’s excellent (yet deeply depressing) review of STAR WARS: Here We Go Again, Again: Similar to the way another commenter responded, I cannot tell whether the guy who found this deserves a...

The numbers still don’t add up

As I pointed out in considerable (yet still high-level) detail the other day, the canonical story of Islam’s origins is simply false, in almost every possible way. Among the most critical aspects of the false narrative regarding Islam’s origins is the...

Bitchslapping 101

The other day I put together a somewhat lighthearted attempt to show that ¡Jeb! Bush is the cuckservative par excellence in the current Republican field, and that the reason why he is so is because he is a complete Gamma male. It turns out, of course, that I’m...

A Christmas present just for guys

Ladies, sit up and take note: This would be the perfect Christmas present for the Neanderthal in any woman’s life. Certainly, it will prove to be vastly more entertaining, useful, and longer-lasting than the atrocious dreck that E. L. James successfully managed...

Of questionable origins

As I have pointed out many times, Islam is not and has never been any kind of religion of peace. It is, always has been, and always will be a political ideology first, and a religion second. That Islam has been a source of untold suffering, murder, pillaging,...

A useful and timely PSA

Actually, this classic sketch is rather old, but its relevance, given the sturm und drang over the BLM movement, is greater than ever: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new...

He’d Bat-bitchslap Robin, that’s what

A question with a very obvious answer: Oh, and in case you’re wondering what that looks like: Yeah, I never got the point of the Robin character either. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on...