by Didact | Jun 14, 2016 | Uncategorized
But this bit of news about the UEFA Cup 2016 caught my eye- apparently a bunch of football (that’s “soccer” to you non-English-speaking Americans) fans got into a bit of a punch-up before the Russia-England game in France: England and Russia...
by Didact | Jun 8, 2016 | Uncategorized
To precisely nobody’s surprise, the “new and improved” TOP GEAR sucks harder than your housekeeper’s vacuum cleaner: The BBC show, presented by Chris Evans, has fallen below 3 million viewers for its second episode of the new...
by Didact | Jun 5, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Your local CrossFit box: where common sense, good form, and GAINS all go to die. I was out yesterday with some buddies from my martial arts school for a few beers, and the CrossFit Question came up. One of the guys is a pharmacist, and he told us that a lot of people...
by Didact | Jun 1, 2016 | Uncategorized
Anybody grow up watching the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in the late 80s and early 90s? Good times, man, good times… Fortunately, I grew out of that particular phase before I ever had any chance to watch the desecration that was the TMNT...
by Didact | May 30, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Victoria’s Secret models are, supposedly, among the most beautiful and desirable women in the world. One might be tempted to argue with those definitions with respect to specific cases from time to time, but then one sees things like, well, this: However, as I...
by Didact | May 28, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Now THAT is how you make a grand entrance: America- PHUCK YEAH!!! Try watching that before you’re setting up for your next bench press set, like I was today. I had to take a moment to gather myself, I was laughing so hard. Look, I know that Milo is a...
by Didact | May 19, 2016 | Uncategorized
Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...
by Didact | May 18, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
The Telly’s resident proboscis monkey “feminist comment writer” is back with yet another intellectually diarrhoetic explosion of nonsense- this time concerning the question of whether it’s sexist to tell a woman that she’s tired in...
by Didact | Apr 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
… Sod off. And shove that newspaper you were about to whack us with up where the Sun don’t shine while you’re at it: For the second year in a row, nominations for the prestigious Hugo Awards for science fiction & fantasy have been swept by the...
by Didact | Apr 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
And by vegans, I mean turning vegans into BURGERS, of course. It’s Earth Day, which for evil conservative bastards like me is an excuse to fire shotguns, burn petrol, drink beer, hunt deer, and crank the Viking death metal up WAAAAAAAAAAAY too loud. (That sort...
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