“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That crow needs some more salt

by | Jul 6, 2016 | Uncategorized

Hey Ginger Snap, don’t let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, mate: Chris Evans says he’s quitting BBC’s car show Top Gear for the good of the show. The show has struggled to draw an audience since it relaunched in May, with Evans and...

Gott im Himmel, indeed

by | Jul 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

Have you ever heard of the Jaguar E-Type? No? This is it: By the Holy Virgin, that is… I mean… just… Words fail. That’s enough to give any red-blooded petrolhead (“gearhead” to you Americans) an immediate semi. That thing is just...

“The Elites are blind, Arbiter!”

by | Jul 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

During my recent driving holiday with the family, we were required to drive out to one of the nicer suburbs in the Northeast to spend a couple of days with my aunt’s family. Now, I actually rather like my aunt, and I think very highly indeed of my younger male...

Suck it, tree-hugger

by | Jun 23, 2016 | Uncategorized

Recently I was on a road trip with mia famiglia, driving around the beautiful New England countryside while enjoying the amazing summer weather we’re getting up here in the northeast. The other day, I saw something that has to be absolute proof that the...

“When in doubt, use the War”

by | Jun 15, 2016 | Uncategorized

There is apparently a football match coming up between Poland and Germany… or something. The particulars don’t actually interest me. What DOES interest me is the way in which the greatest TV show on Earth- back before it became completely...

Not that I’m paying attention or anything…

by | Jun 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

But this bit of news about the UEFA Cup 2016 caught my eye- apparently a bunch of football (that’s “soccer” to you non-English-speaking Americans) fans got into a bit of a punch-up before the Russia-England game in France: England and Russia...

Flop Gear

by | Jun 8, 2016 | Uncategorized

To precisely nobody’s surprise, the “new and improved” TOP GEAR sucks harder than your housekeeper’s vacuum cleaner: The BBC show, presented by Chris Evans, has fallen below 3 million viewers for its second episode of the new...

CrossFit: Not Even Once

by | Jun 5, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

Your local CrossFit box: where common sense, good form, and GAINS all go to die. I was out yesterday with some buddies from my martial arts school for a few beers, and the CrossFit Question came up. One of the guys is a pharmacist, and he told us that a lot of people...