“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

I had a different stake in mind…

I was attending church services at the temple of the Iron God on Sunday, as usual, when I saw an ad from the Lizard Queen herself pop up on one of the TVs during a CNN commercial break. It had something or other about how there is “too much at stake”,...

The INTJ thought process

Following his recent debate with Dr. Miller on the subject of free trade, Vox Day wrote up a post in which he made a very interesting note about how his thought process works: It’s as if the more clearly I am able to think through these complicated issues, the...

Even nerds can’t defend STAR WARS VII

The latest Honest Trailer is all about STAR WARS: The Force Awakens- and aside from being very, very funny, simply proves that I was correct in every single way when I ripped that movie to shreds for being a colossal waste of time and celluloid. No two ways about it-...

A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift

Remember the worldwide media furore that erupted a couple of months back when Roosh V proposed a series of entirely peaceful and completely legal meet-ups between members of the global alt-right community? It started because social justice warriors conned first...

Preach it, Novak

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...

‘Ere we go, ‘ere we go, ‘ere we go!!!

Fellow Vile Faceless Minions, take heed and make haste, for the time to nominate works for the Hugo Awards 2016 is upon us! Ballots for nominations can only be made up until midnight, March 31st, so get your ballots in as soon as you can. Here is the list that I...

The real Modern Man List

Remember that ridiculous list that New York Times “journalist” Brian Lombardi wrote up back in October? The one where he appeared to be suffering from acute vaginal cramping, and ended up claiming that the mark of a real man is his possession of a F!@#ING...

That’s gonna give me nightmares

Uncle Bill reads a Hillary Clinton storybook. Horror ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

Told you so

(Yeah, I know, the video quality is shite. Sorry.) All I can say is that I totally called this one: I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary. — Etan Cohen (@etanjc) February 24, 2016 Well, with all due respect, Mr. Cohen, this is what I had to say on the...

When SJWs get the run of the place

Apparently these assclowns cater exclusively to the “douchebag” market. That’s the only way I can explain why they’re all dressed like vaginal cleansing aids. Does anyone else find it highly ironic that a company that specialises in telling...