“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“And now I shall crush his spirit”

You know you’re watching something special when Roger Federer is performing at his peak on Centre Court at Wimbledon- and when he’s simply dicking with his opponents, as he does in these 17 spectacular rallies: Watching the Championships this year was...

“Hey, I told you that I’m a vegan, right?!?”

Back during the earlier seasons, House, M.D. was really, really funny at times, particularly during the scenes when Hugh Laurie’s famously misanthropic doctor had to deal with patients at his hospital’s free walk-in clinic. There was a rather good set...

The crossover we need

What happens when the funniest TV show spoof about spies runs headfirst in to the best comical take on spy movies in recent memory? Well… this: I have to say, I’m really looking forward to the new Kingsman film. The first one completely blew past...

Literally Hitler, literally

Just when you think that your everyday neighbourhood Antifag cannot get any more ridiculously stupid, along comes an entire horde of the asshats to take on the monumental challenge of charging straight up to that bar, and smashing right into it headfirst: How...

Twink-fu

A bunch of skinny-fat white guys assembling in a park somewhere in what looks like New Jersey Chicago would like the rest of us to believe that they’re getting ready to go to war: Wow. Just… wow. The Trap Lord did a great job of roasting these...

Top Trump

The latest batch of hilarious Trump vs CNN memes is out, and the best of them involves the God-Emperor shooting down CNN, TOP GUN-style: And of course there are a few more along similar lines that have to be seen: A post shared by @playstein on Jul 6, 2017 at 6:39am...

Let the bitches fight

The former champion of the UFC’s middleweight division has some sensible words of advice to offer to any would-be white knights out there: “When we got off the bus, that girl, Magana, was right in front of me. As I come off the bus, all I see is Cyborg run...

#CNNIsKill

It appears that the SJWs over at CNN have decided that lying wasn’t enough; now they are doubling down: CNN and Andrew Kaczynski, head of the network’s Republican oppo research unit “KFILE,” gave a misleading defense after receiving an intense backlash to a...

A myth in need of busting

I was shooting the shit with this woman that I’ve come to know well over the last 10 months or so via text messages the other day. She’s Eastern European, over 30, and still quite lovely despite the fact that I can see from her Facebook photos (the ones...

The picture says it all

In case anyone has ever been under any doubt as to where Little Marco stands within the socio-sexual hierarchy, we now have the perfect visual evidence to analyse: The original analysis argued that Li’l Marco was very much a Beta: socio-sexually successful, but...