“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

And that’s why we hate California

Liberal Logic 101: The funny thing is that liberaltards everywhere in this country love to make fun of Texas for supposedly wanting to secede from the Union, when in reality it is California, the (former) Golden State, that actually wants out of the Union really,...

That’s the right attitude

Via the Twitter feed of our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), evidence that the Poles have exactly the right attitude to Islamist rapefugees coming in from the Levant: Poland just doesn’t give a fuck 😂 pic.twitter.com/S5rJrxPKI5 — Uncle Chang (@UncleChangNYC)...

Go forth and meme

You know that the Alt-Right’s meme wars are working when you end uptriggering the hell out of the antifags whose memes you stole to make a savagely effective rhetorical point: All is fair in war, as the saying goes. The fascistic Left decided long ago to abandon...

What did I just say?!?

Hot on the heels of my recent post pointing out the dangers of having lavish weddings with women who are clearly in it just for the money, we have news that a Russian oligarch got hitched to his Instagram model wife in a truly bonkers ceremony: A Russian oligarch...

The sex ain’t worth the cost

That picture above is from the wedding album of a Taiwanese financier who married a Taipei-based fashion blogger. They got married on the island of Capri, and apparently their wedding cost many, many millions of dollars. And that is about as kind as I can be about all...

German-style realtalk

Apparently there was a bit of a kerfuffle recently concerning a (really rather well-spoken and eloquent) German teenager who goes by the account handle RageAfterStorm. (Yeah, I know- kids these days…) Her great and terrible thoughtcrime amounted to speaking...

Phrasing – BOOM!

Hot off the heels of Mac’s most excellent stand for honesty and truth with respect to the relative stature of Serena Williams against the players on the ATP World Tour in tennis, here is a video showing what happens when men do play against women (even if...

Grass-fed shitlordery

In the spirit of fair and balanced treatment of vegans: Yep. That’s how it’s done. Again, I’ll be the first to defend “cool” vegans who aren’t complete dicks about their fussy eating habits. I have the great good fortune to be good...