“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Meeting the SJWs head-on

I may have mentioned a few times in years past that I am a really big fan of an early-2000s TV sitcom called Becker. That show was, basically, House, M.D. years before the concept was even thought up. It starred a cranky, cantankerous, but highly gifted GP in a...

The original triggering

Back before Tim Allen did his brilliant- and all too short-lived- turn as the educated, likable conservative Mike Baxter in the sorely missed sitcom Last Man Standing, and triggered the shit out of liberaltards everywhere by telling it like it is, there was a...

Narrative collapse

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

Thunder down under

The queen of England- who we know as Milo Yiannopoulos, the most fabulous supervillian on the Internet- will very shortly be taking his Dangerous tour down to Australia, and my word, does he have the feminists in a tizzy: There is a lot to dislike about the...

Primal Scream Therapy

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...

Beta as…

Well, you know: Dear God Almighty. I need to go HURT something after watching that. Actually, Davis Aurini’s comment about the two, er, “guys” who made that video is accurate: they’re not Betas, they’re Gammas. (Assuming that the...

On your feet or on your knees

I do not watch sportzball. I do not care about the NFL, the NBA, the NHL, or any other mainstream American sport. About the closest that I get to caring about what happens in sports is when Roger Federer and maybe five other tennis players- all men, by the way- are...

Domain Query: 72 Goats

Reader Black Poison Soul had this little gem to add to my last piece about how the Amish keep running around trying to blow shit up: That’s 72 goats, man. You’re absolutely right though. Just can’t trust those damn Amish. He is right about the...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

Watch through fingers

Stop me if any of this sounds familiar. Overweight sad-sack American Beta can’t get a handle on his weight, his looks, his finances, or his dating life, and starts to look overseas for a “good traditional woman”. He finds a young, slim, somewhat...