“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

In the words of the Prophet Ringo…

Back in 2009, a certain madcap genius wrote and published a certain book which, if you read it today, makes it seem like the author had one hell of a powerful crystal ball sitting in his living room. The funny thing is, when I first read the book, I have to admit...

Bad Puppies! Sit! Stay! Heel!

… Sod off. And shove that newspaper you were about to whack us with up where the Sun don’t shine while you’re at it: For the second year in a row, nominations for the prestigious Hugo Awards for science fiction & fantasy have been swept by the...

What does a raped culture look like?

Actually, while we’re at it asking questions that no one wants to see answered, what does a culture that has been literally raped out of its senses look like? Assuming you can get past your gag reflex, the answer to that rather ugly question can probably be...

A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift

Remember the worldwide media furore that erupted a couple of months back when Roosh V proposed a series of entirely peaceful and completely legal meet-ups between members of the global alt-right community? It started because social justice warriors conned first...

Preach it, Novak

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...

‘Ere we go, ‘ere we go, ‘ere we go!!!

Fellow Vile Faceless Minions, take heed and make haste, for the time to nominate works for the Hugo Awards 2016 is upon us! Ballots for nominations can only be made up until midnight, March 31st, so get your ballots in as soon as you can. Here is the list that I...

Good causes

If you’re taking the advice provided (for free, mind you) by blogs like mine, I certainly hope that you are saving up your money, spending less than you earn, and living comfortably within your means. If so, well done you. You’re already way ahead of at...

Bad feminist! Papa spank!

LTC Kratman’s latest column is up at EveryJoe.com, and as usual he takes no (feminist) prisoners this time either: You see, it is the greatest mark of the intellectual inadequacy of the modern feminist that she, all intellectual-like, forgets or ignores...

Bombs away!

Nobody wanted this. Nobody needed this. Just about everyone who saw the trailer HATED it. So why is Sony doing something as galactically stupid as making an all-female remake/reboot/whatever of “Ghostbusters”? Oh, right. Because vaginas. Great marketing...

Told you so

(Yeah, I know, the video quality is shite. Sorry.) All I can say is that I totally called this one: I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary. — Etan Cohen (@etanjc) February 24, 2016 Well, with all due respect, Mr. Cohen, this is what I had to say on the...