“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The crocodile will still eat you

Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured. But I fear greatly that the storm will not pass. It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly,...

Drinking games with The Last Straw

Readers know by now just how much I absolutely loathed the steaming pile of bovine byproduct that was The Last Jedi. I regarded it as an absolute insult to the legacy of the greatest SF/F franchise ever made, and a slap in the face to all of us who once...

“Adolf Hitler was the original soyboy”

I ran across Owen Benjamin via (of course) a post by our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord, Voxemort the Malevolent (PBUH), which linked to a video by Mr. Benjamin that dealt with the High Priest of Jordanetics. That video was, to put it very mildly, an epic...

Burn the Earth

With pillars of flame sent from the sky and the disobedient being turned into pillars of salt – the whole deal: What. The. ACTUAL. I wish that were a joke, but unfortunately the video and the, uh, “people” in it are very much real. Let’s...

Big Chief Spreading Bull

I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Can’t have them gettin’ all uppity…

Various commentators on the Right have been having a rather good time pointing out the hypocrisy of the Left with respect to the recent summit between the God-Emperor and the Dragon Energy Man. Of the many various takes that I have seen on that meeting thus far,...

“One long Monty Python sketch”

That is probably the best and most accurate description of “Dear Old Auntie”, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, that I have heard in a long time: I used to watch the BBC quite a lot, growing up. Being an “expat kid” in the 90s, when...

The carriage of misjustice

Judge Brett “Angry Mick” Kavanaugh is now Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh, replacing the man that he once worked for, Justice Anthony Kennedy. His ascension to the Supreme Court of the United States now apparently gives the country the first true...

Big brass ones

To people on the righteously awesome side of the Atlantic – y’know, the one with all of the guns, and the gun nuts, and the ammo – the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand seems like it is full of effete limp-wristed wusses who come over all polite...