“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
To quote the immortal words of the great and wise philosopher Jeremius Clarksonius (c. 2006 AD), “I went on the internet, and I found this:” Gentlemen of South Asia, this is what happens when y’all live your whole lives without a proper understanding...
I have been promising (or threatening, depending on how you look at it, I suppose) to start up my own podcast for quite some time. I have finally gone and done it. Here is the very first episode of what I hope to turn into a weekly podcasting series. In this episode,...
As I had pointed out in yesterday’s post, the decision by His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, to pull American troops out of Syria, was an...
The Project Veritas scoop on CNN has clearly shown absolutely incontrovertible evidence, from within the belly of the beast, of media malfeasance of the worst kind: It’s not like anybody who reads my work needs to be reminded that the Clown News Network is a...
While we’re on the subject of Zuck the Uber-Gamma, it would appear that Faceborg considers itself a publisher, not a platform: Facebook, in court filings defending itself from a lawsuit filed by activist and congressional candidate Laura Loomer, has cited its...
Commenter NewTunesForOldLogos gave me the best news that I’ve had in a long while on my previous post about Red Bernie’s heart attack: Congratulations on being banned from Facebook! I tried to share a link to this post, and your whole blog is blacklisted....
As most of you know by now, Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont was rushed to hospital a few days ago and two stents were inserted into his arterial passages in order to unblock the blood flow in his body. The irony of this very high-quality and very high-speed...
Remember that Mel Gibson period-piece film, The Patriot, which actually was a rather good, if somewhat inaccurate, stylised portrayal of the battle for American independence in the southern colonies? Do y’all remember that scene where the colonial Congress of...
It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...
In the wake of Robert Francis Shamrocks Padraig Kilkenny Guinness Begorrah O’Meara Shillelagh O’Rourke’s strident insistence that the Daemoncrats absolutely will come and take your guns, Paul Ramsey provides a pessimistic Gen-X Hard Right take...
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