“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It’s not a question of “if”…

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...

Quite.

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This should be a good fight

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A masterclass in ass-kicking

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Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

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No wonder he’s pissed

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That was quite a statement

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Ode to the nutshot

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