“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Meeting the SJWs head-on

by | Nov 15, 2017 | Uncategorized

I may have mentioned a few times in years past that I am a really big fan of an early-2000s TV sitcom called Becker. That show was, basically, House, M.D. years before the concept was even thought up. It starred a cranky, cantankerous, but highly gifted GP in a...

Victory: Year One

by | Nov 9, 2017 | Uncategorized

One year ago today, the American people shocked the liberaltard elites, the Republicrat Establishment, virtually the entirety of the pozzed gaystream media, and most of the rest of the world, by electing Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America....

Yes, Millennials really are that dumb

by | Nov 6, 2017 | Uncategorized

See? Even the GOOLAG thinks so The results of a new study regarding Millennial opinions about economic systems and policies have been circulating throughout teh Innerwebz, and the results are not particularly encouraging for Generation MeMeMe: More than 40 percent of...

“You are made of STUPID”

by | Nov 3, 2017 | Uncategorized

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

Primal Scream Therapy

by | Oct 23, 2017 | Uncategorized

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...

Born in the wrong century

by | Oct 22, 2017 | Uncategorized

For the record, I agree with every part of this caption EXCEPT the bit about the POTUS Boys (and the one or two girls that can control their gag reflexes long enough to read what I write)- have you ever found yourself thinking that this modern world of ours has its...

The thin line

by | Oct 11, 2017 | Uncategorized

There are very, very few “summer blockbuster” movies out there which go beyond the cheap theatrics dictated by their intended purpose, and go on to become brilliant works of social and political commentary in their own right. It is to Christopher...

The old ways are best

by | Oct 3, 2017 | Uncategorized

Gentlemen, have you ever gotten the feeling that the world has gotten just a little bit too advanced (read: far up its own arse) for its own good? By this, I mean that you sometimes look around and find yourself thinking that the modern conveniences that we take for...

… And to hear the REEEEEEEEs of their land whales!

by | Oct 1, 2017 | Uncategorized

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has been working tirelessly (and ruthlessly, of course, let’s not forget that part) to launch ALT*HERO, the new back-to-basics comic series from Castalia House Publishing. The FreeStartr campaign was launched on September...

On your feet or on your knees

by | Sep 29, 2017 | Uncategorized

I do not watch sportzball. I do not care about the NFL, the NBA, the NHL, or any other mainstream American sport. About the closest that I get to caring about what happens in sports is when Roger Federer and maybe five other tennis players- all men, by the way- are...