“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Pie in the media’s face

British comedian Jonathan Pie – a man of the Left if there ever was one – has evidently broken ranks with the rest of the loonies among the Funny People (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) and decided that a smidgen of self-awareness and humility is a Good...

The thinkers and the feelers

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has released a new Voxiversity video, and once more he and the Voxiversity Foundation have done a superb job of illustrating and teaching the difference between dialectic and rhetoric: The audio is unfortunately a...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...

The carriage of misjustice

Judge Brett “Angry Mick” Kavanaugh is now Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh, replacing the man that he once worked for, Justice Anthony Kennedy. His ascension to the Supreme Court of the United States now apparently gives the country the first true...

“First they came for the socialists…”

Legendary actor – and he really is a legend, I’ve seen several of his best films – James Woods was locked out of his Twatter account for posting a meme, of all things, that Twatter said (laughably) could possibly affect an election: The...

War and Culture, Pt. 3: The Breaking

The picture here may be stupid, but it actually refers to the classic Marvel “Civil War” comic book crossover arc. And it so happens that there are good reasons for my picking this particular image and theme – quite aside from the fact that I am a...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

The Left is eating itself

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...