“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It only took 7 years

At long last, we are FINALLY going to get HALO WARS 2: I know, I know, HALO WARS was the weakest game in the entire HALOverse. Considering that it was originally meant to be some kind of Age of Empires port to the Xbox platform, before Microsoft’s...

In case you think “Delhi Belly” isn’t real…

IT’S A TRAP!!! I can tell you from very real and very personal experience that if you visit India, you are virtually certain to get a nasty case of the trots at some point. The South African cricket team found this out in the worst possible way when TEN of...

Battle Hymn of the Vile Faceless Minions

The Supreme Dark Overlord of the Evil Legion of Evil issues a stark warning to his enemies, and, by extension, our own: I am not one of you. I do not want to be one of you. I don’t want your attention, I don’t want your awards, I don’t want your...

RIP Reaxxion

A Well-Fought FightFor those of you who read my (not very frequent) articles over at Reaxxion.com, you are no doubt aware that Reaxxion is officially no more. The rest of you probably know it because Vox Day pointed it out earlier today. Personally, I greet this news...

MidKnight is getting a bill from my psychiatrist

Bastard got me hooked on E NOMINE. And now I can’t stop listening to these crazy Germans. It’s like listening to RAMMSTEIN on really good crack, with choirs and Latin hymnals thrown in for good measure. The addiction has gotten so bad, in fact, that I...

What’s the German word for “schadenfreude”?

Remember how the Left went into a warm-n-fuzzy swooning meltdown when an eeeeeevil corporate CEO finally turned from the Dark Side and started paying his employees a Living Wage by massively slashing his own salary? To the point where he was paying ALL of his...

Steynisms

If you’re of an economically, politically, and/or socially conservative mindset, you have almost certainly heard of Mark Steyn. And if you have heard of or read Mark Steyn’s work, you know full well just how erudite and articulate he is. If you don’t...

America and beer

F**k yeah! Pretty much every country song, ever. The non-stupid, non-sarcastic, far more AWESOME metal version of this is, naturally, a MANOWAR song: This band, by the way, is featured in one of the best near-future military fiction books ever written, John...