“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

We come to it at last…

The great game of our time: Or at least, that’s what I hope, and pray, is true. It looks spectacular. The cinematics, the story, the ideas, and the music that we have seen thus far all indicate a truly top-notch game. The initial reviews from critics are...

A warrior’s soul

When the average student of history is asked to name the greatest military strategists of all time, the list is usually a pretty predictable one. The usual suspects show up on such a list. Sun Tzu, author of the classic treatise on strategy, deception, and tactical...

Seriously, just KILL THEM OFF already

A panda gets stuck in a tree and the world goes all gooey at how adorably stupid the damn thing is: Sometimes, the struggle is most definitely real.  In this instance, embodied by a poor, uncoordinated and adorable giant panda, battling both nature and...

I stand corrected

Well, sort of. You see, Carey brought to my attention that I might have been just a tad too hasty in arguing that Death Note is a seriously messed up manga/anime. After all, if you were given a chance to get your own copy of a Death Note, what would you use it...

Turn the crazy up to 11

Yeah, pretty much what they said: I’ve seen a few episodes of Death Note. My sister loves this anime, for some bizarre reason. I, personally, find it disturbing in the extreme. The entire show basically revolves around the idea of an extremely intelligent...

A President and a pussy

Really not that hard to tell who’s who: Now, I’m not that big a fan of President Putin, either. Yes, he’s certainly a far manlier man than Odoofuss is… but that doesn’t strike me as much of a bar to clear. There are 120lb girls at my...

Album Review: The Book of Souls by IRON MAIDEN

When some bands come out with new albums, you’ll listen to them a few dozen times, you’ll find them irresistibly catchy, and then you’ll put them away, out of sight and out of mind, for months or even years. That’s simply the nature of the...

Still too long

Only 13 more days to go… DAMMIT, BE THE 27TH ALREADY!!! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

A journalist worthy of the name

Hey, look what happens when a so-called “journalist” FINALLY DOES HIS GODDAMN JOB and actually pushes President Odumbass about his epic cock-ups: Imagine that. An incompetent self-delusional narcissist actually has trouble handling criticism, no matter how...