“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

CrossFit: Not Even Once

Your local CrossFit box: where common sense, good form, and GAINS all go to die. I was out yesterday with some buddies from my martial arts school for a few beers, and the CrossFit Question came up. One of the guys is a pharmacist, and he told us that a lot of people...

Apology accepted, Captain Needa

How Lord Vader reacted when J. J. Abrams told him what a crybaby his grandson had turned into Apparently the latest blatant shameless useless naked Disney cash grab STAR WARS spin-off is not turning out to be quite as brilliant as the Mousketeers had...

“So please remember us”

“Never the lotus closes, never the wild-fowl wake, But a soul goes out on the East Wind that died for England’s sake — Man or woman or suckling, mother or bride or maid — Because on the bones of the English the English Flag is stayed. ...

Bring them home

Every time I see yet another report showing yet another example of how President Obummer has managed to, yet again, screw up somewhere in the world and, yet once more, has to send in American soldiers to clean up his mess, I am reminded of this video: Try watching...

The 10 Ebonics Commandments

Classic. (I modified the First Commandment slightly. Just seemed appropriate.) I Be the LAWD yo’ God. Don’ be dissin’ Me. Don’ be makin’ hood ornaments outta Me or nothin’ in Mah crib. Don’ be callin’ Me fo’ no reason – Homey don’ play dat. Y’all betta be in...

HALO became “safe”, that’s what

A fellow HALO maniac asks the question that is on the minds of a great many fans of the series these days: The full video raises a number of interesting points about what I consider, still, to be simply the greatest franchise in the history of gaming. Yes, I know,...

Hail to the Queen

Now THAT is how you make a grand entrance: America- PHUCK YEAH!!! Try watching that before you’re setting up for your next bench press set, like I was today. I had to take a moment to gather myself, I was laughing so hard. Look, I know that Milo is a...

Translation needed

Does anyone know how to say, “from my cold dead hands!” in Hawaiian? Hawaii state senator Will Espero (D-19) is pushing a gun owner database that the state will share with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  The database will “automatically notify...