“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The network strikes back

As if we needed any more reasons to stop watching network TV, ABC just gave us yet another one to think that the network bosses are all completely out-of-touch liberals: ABC has cancelled its Tim Allen-starring sitcom Last Man Standing after six seasons, the network...

The Force is strong with this one

What happens when you create a heavy metal band with Boba Fett on drums, a stormtrooper on bass, a TIE fighter pilot and an Imperial guardsman on rhythm guitars, and LORD DARTH VADER HIMSELF on lead guitar? Well, THIS: That ALMOST makes up for how bad Mickey...

Heeeeeeere’s Ruger!!!

So, let’s say you’re sitting on the couch with your latest gun bunny snuggled up beside you, her firm and lovely breasts pressing into your chest and her head and hair resting under your chin. Pictured: Every man’s favourite gun bunny You’re...

Dear God, not another one

As I have openly stated in the past, my taste in music is, of course, superb. I think that by now, we can all agree that I am a true connoisseur of great heavy metal (and great tits). However, my taste in movies is, I will readily admit, horrific. Among the...

The Frogs choked

By now the results of France’s Presidential election have been made quite clear: Emmanuel Macron has won, by a margin of something like 22 percentage points. To be honest, I had kind of expected that outcome- and here is where I will be exposed, justifiably in...

A Millennial affliction

Here’s a question that I hope I never have to ask myself: what happens when you give a bunch of bearded hipster Millennial DIPSH- uh, I mean, ever-so-special snowflakes- a manual task to accomplish with power tools? Most people from GenX and above would...

Friday T&A: Flaming hypocrite Edition

It’s quite a disgustingly nasty day today in terms of weather where I live, but the surest and fastest way to brighten up everybody’s Friday (including mine) is of course through observing the many bounteous beauties of the female form with the critical...

Don’t mention the war!

James Delingpole, who really bloody well ought to be nominated for a Lordship ASAFP, dares to put on the record what every red-blooded Briton is surely thinking by now: Germany has effectively declared war on Britain via its EU functionaries. How should Britain...

Cinco de Milo

It would appear that, despite the dyscivic Left’s very best attempts to take him down and destroy him, the bitch is indeed back: Milo is not everyone’s cup of tea. I sure as hell don’t agree with or support his gayer-than-springtime lifestyle; I view...

“Red Five, standing by…”

What is more badass than watching X-wings duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters? Watching them duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters with SABATON playing in the background: I have not watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. And I almost surely never will. As I have...