“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

An irrational poem in iambic diameter

An irrational poem in iambic diameter

Today is Pi Day, and that will mean precisely NOTHING to the 99.14159265897% of you who are not, for some strange reason, tickled by numerological nitwittery, the way maths majors (like me) are. Of course, I can hardly blame you for this. Irrational constants like π...
Testosterone injected straight into your eyeballs

Testosterone injected straight into your eyeballs

We all hate Amazog around here, and with good reason – they phuck up almost EVERY good IP they touch. But, with Warhammer 40K, they have actually done a LOT of things very, very right. Take Secret Level, the mini-series that wraps around parts of the lore. Episode 5,...
A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

My recent poast on the subject of peace talks between Russia and the FUSA garnered a lot of interest, thanks to linkage from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, and the writers of Western Rifle Shooters...
The filthiest poast of all time

The filthiest poast of all time

Gentlemen, before you proceed, I must warn you to remove any children from the vicinity of your computer. Make sure you open this poast in a private browsing tab, so your wife or girlfriend cannot find out what you have been watching. Everything you see from now on is...
Peace is in sight

Peace is in sight

The past few days have seen a rate of change in American politics that has most observers reeling and reaching for the sick bags – not because these changes are bad, necessarily, though to the minds of the more liberal commentators, they surely are. Rather, it is...
The thinking man’s fighter

The thinking man’s fighter

A living legend of MMA, the two-time former UFC bantamweight champion, Dominick “The Dominator” Cruz, has finally hung up his gloves. It was, of course, only a matter of time – his time at the top of the division was long over by the time he came back for his last...
We found the Whore of Babylon

We found the Whore of Babylon

Hot off the heels of the antics of one Lily Phillips – remember her? – who managed to cry herself into headlines around the Western world, we now have the exploits of her one-time bestest buddy, Bonnie Blue. This involves yet another case of yet another British lass...
When REKTallica had a real drummer

When REKTallica had a real drummer

For years, I have been VERY harsh about one Larzzzz Ulrich, founder, drummer, and leader of Metallica – a band that I consider to be hugely overhyped and overrated. That being said, there was a time, back in my teens, when I did listen quite a bit to their...
Deep-fake deepthots

Deep-fake deepthots

No, this is not Friday arriving early. There is actually a serious point to this poast. The picture you see up top is from an Instathot who goes by the name of “Floriana Hazel”. She is, by all appearances, in that picture, at least, a lovely, radiant young woman. She...