“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The anti-feminine package

Christy Mack Prof. of Skankology, Accidental Trollop University “Let Me Tell You a Story to Chill the Bones, ‘Bout a Thing That I Saw…” Ladies and gentlemen, if I may ask for your indulgence, let me spin you a little yarn. It’s the tale...

Shorts

So No More Jar Jar Binks, Then? Pictured: A former filmmaker and producer Jabba the Lucas is apparently a bit pissed off at the fact that Disney (very wisely) ignored all of his ideas for STAR WARS VII: The Force Awakens. They even had the audacity, the bare-faced...

Ladies, meet your new role model

All that and brains too- or so we’re supposed to believe I thought it was against corporate policy at most newspapers to encourage their writers to take hallucinogens, but apparently that is exactly what a particularly unhinged writer at the Telly did when...

If you give a feminist a cookie…

Before and after haircut. How is this difficult to understand??? An actress named Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, who used to look pretty damn good before she ignored sensible advice and cut her hair, made some comments the other day about how she wasn’t really a...

Clever girl

Now this is one teenager who clearly has her head bolted on quite securely: A teenager from a children’s home in a poverty-stricken region of Thailand made an astonishing decision to turn down an offer from reality TV star Kim Kardashian to adopt her into a life...

Hail the Reaxxion

What, just thumbsticks with no D-Pad? Roosh just started up a new gaming website called Reaxxion, which already has some interesting and worthy content available for you to read through. If you’re a gamer, of any stripe, and you’re fed up of being told...

Crossing the Rubicon

Up until fairly recently, the #Gamergate thing was one of those routine storms in a teacup that flares up from time to time between those of us who like a bit of order and sense in the world, and those Morlocks* among the “social justice” set who stand...

Happy HELLOWEEN 2014

It’s that time of year again, when you see guys dressed like idiots and girls dressed like… well, slutty idiots. Not, of course, that I’m complaining; Halloween is one of those holidays that allows us to celebrate the blessings of sexual dimorphism...