“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Storm Front Edition

It’s that time of the week again, boys, and frankly it’s a good thing it’s Friday, because as the title might suggest – at least to those not of an Alt-Retard persuasion – times are dark, and getting darker. There are dreadful storms...

Friday T&A: Sister Act Edition

Last week’s Instathot was, without question, a serious contender for the automotive industry’s coveted and prestigious J. D. Powers “Best Airbags” award – along with the somewhat less well-known, but equally prestigious, Most...

Friday T&A: Thotspiration Edition

Fridays are funny things. One week you’re on top of the world; the next, you’re in the very pit of despair; and right after that, you start the slow and steady climb back up again. ‘Tis the nature of the world that we live in, of course, and it is...

Friday T&A: Ma Cheri Edition

We sure do love Fridays. And being manly men of manliness, we love looking at hot girls on a Friday evening in order to get into a properly festive and happy frame of mind for the weekend. So here is an Instagram “model” and “fitness guru” who...

Friday T&A: Realitard TV Edition

Thank God it’s Friday. It’s been a tough week for yours truly, for many reasons, but things are about to get a bit better soon. Tonight, I’m on my way out to Singapore for a few days to do some work, catch up with some old friends, and –...

Friday T&A: Ayutthaya Edition

Hail, fellows, and well met. This week’s edition of everybody’s favourite part of the blog was unavoidably delayed from its usual publication time, for (ironically enough) reasons that have to do with female nature. But, never let it be said that I do not...

Friday T&A: Phnom Penh Pal Edition

Friday is here again, and thank God for that, as always. It has been a busy week, full of good developments (and a few bad ones, I admit) for us on the Hard Right. And there is nothing better to round off a good week than a hot girl who leaves little to the...

Friday T&A: Lima Beans Edition

I got a comment from last week’s edition of everyone’s favourite part of this here blog from a certain retired ex-Army Lieutenant Colonel with a distinct penchant for crucifying people he doesn’t like: Yeah…I think most of us want exotic....

Friday T&A: Ubermenschen Edition

To take a leaf from the pages of the book written by those ever-lovable wazzocks behind THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME, also known more succinctly as TOP GEAR: I get literally NO letters a week, every week, asking for more blonde-haired, blue-eyed women with big...