“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Franchise: Unkillable

Franchise: Unkillable

If you have not yet seen Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part 1, or, as the cool kids call it, M:I7, I assure you, it is WELL worth the price of admission. I kicked my own ass to go watch the thing yesterday, despite quite horrid weather and a general sense...
Friday T&A: Wages of Woke Edition

Friday T&A: Wages of Woke Edition

If you follow the House of the Devil Mouse and its various travails, you will no doubt be experiencing a SERIOUS schadenboner right about now. (Call a doctor if it DOESN’T last more than 4 hours.) The latest news is, Disney may be putting large parts of itself...
A Lvov Boat spin-off appears imminent

A Lvov Boat spin-off appears imminent

Gentlemen, no doubt many of you remember last year’s most hilariously over-the-top White-trash-trailer-park soap opera, which I quite fittingly titled Lvov Boat. In case you need a season recap, please refer to this season guide. Essentially, the season –...
Monday morning cancer crushing

Monday morning cancer crushing

That image comes from our good friend, The Male Brain, and it perfectly encapsulates and explains what a time-warp the weekend really is. Certainly, that is what the past weekend felt like. While it was relatively restful, it was also far too short for any real...
Sunday Scripture: Ezekiel’s Call

Sunday Scripture: Ezekiel’s Call

2 And he said to me, “Son of man,[a] stand on your feet, and I will speak with you.” 2 And as he spoke to me, the Spirit entered into me and set me on my feet, and I heard him speaking to me. 3 And he said to me, “Son of...
Fool’s gold

Fool’s gold

Drowned out by all the sturm und drang surrounding the clown show in Vilnius this week, came a headline from der lugenpresse that nonetheless has some very serious and profound implications for the Western world. Essentially, Western SANKSHUNS are forcing other...
Friday T&A: Gold Standard Edition

Friday T&A: Gold Standard Edition

Aside from the much-ballyhooed Vilnius summit earlier this week, the other big news – which seems to be flying largely under the radar at the moment – is the initiative from the BRICS nations to produce a new gold-backed currency, for international trade...
Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

That picture you see above is actually a meme, and it comes from a now-viral picture out of the just-finished NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania. That was where Bellendsky the Pecker-Playing Puppet President of Banderastan showed up, looking (and probably smelling)...
All the right people hate it

All the right people hate it

Jim Caviezel is probably one of the most hated men in Hollyweird – and NOT because he is a bad actor, or a bad man. If he were, he would be celebrated up and down Clownipornia. In fact, he is the EXACT OPPOSITE of those things. He is a devout Christian who, in...
Monday morning Sardaukar slaying

Monday morning Sardaukar slaying

Egads! ‘Tis Monday again. Ah, weekend, we barely knew ye… I surely am not the only one that goes into blank verse when confronted with the horrors of Monday, but this one isn’t all bad. Earlier today, I retrieved my tabletop standing desk from...