“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Sunday Scripture: Marrying Female Captives

Sunday Scripture: Marrying Female Captives

10 “When you go out to war against your enemies, and the Lord your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, 11 and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, 12 and you bring her home to your house, she...
The God-Emperor flays a man alive

The God-Emperor flays a man alive

As I said in my poast from last night, the major news lighting up the airwaves at the moment is the very public, extraordinarily brutal humiliation – and that is the correct term for it – of the Narcofuehrer of 404 – Country Not Found, by His Most Illustrious, Noble,...
Friday T&A: Greatest Show On Earth Edition

Friday T&A: Greatest Show On Earth Edition

As LRFotS Odnams Razor pointed out in a comment today on another poast, the hot-thot for the day was in development, though I was rather held up due to going a long way off my usual track for a skiing session. (Long story.) However, all plans of poasting went promptly...
The cold mathematics of war

The cold mathematics of war

Three years ago today, the Neo-Tsar ordered the Russian military across the border into Ukraine, and set off the train of events that led to the 404 War. That fateful day completely and irreversibly shattered the world order that existed up to that point. The Western...
Monday morning funky freakonomics

Monday morning funky freakonomics

Mondays are just awful and horrible, especially if you happen to have injured something without knowing quite how – as I did, on Friday night. Seriously, I went to sleep on Friday night feeling fine after a heavy-bag workout, and woke up early on Saturday morning with...
A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

My recent poast on the subject of peace talks between Russia and the FUSA garnered a lot of interest, thanks to linkage from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, and the writers of Western Rifle Shooters...
Friday T&A: White Pill Edition

Friday T&A: White Pill Edition

Looking back at the past month, it is nearly impossible to believe how quickly His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight,...
The filthiest poast of all time

The filthiest poast of all time

Gentlemen, before you proceed, I must warn you to remove any children from the vicinity of your computer. Make sure you open this poast in a private browsing tab, so your wife or girlfriend cannot find out what you have been watching. Everything you see from now on is...