“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

DO. NOT. WANT.

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

The most insane kind of stupid

As the news (((media))) fights the rise of the God-Emperor with every possible method at their disposal, the really important news of our afflicted age seems to be going unnoticed. Namely, the news that the Russkies are preparing for the very real possibility of...

Want to know where you can stick your PSA?

One of the rather odd things about living in the US has always been the fact that, somewhere, somehow, there is ALWAYS an election of some sort or another looming. This country is highly unusual in that respect; while I was living in the UK, general elections...

Where the hell did we put that Iron Halo, Smitty?!

As you may have heard, there was a debate staged between the two candidates for President of the United States on Monday night. Now obviously, I didn’t watch it- I broke the chains of my subscription to “mainstream” media years ago, and I’ve...

How an Alpha handles an interview

It’s truly instructive and illustrative to watch the way that The Donald defangs his critics in interviews. Like most extroverted Alpha males, he does it through a very cleverly crafted combination of charm, wit, resolution in the face of criticism, and a stoic...

For the God-Emperor!!!

It’s still way too early to be breaking out the champagne- or, if you’re like me, the 18-year-old Speyside single-malt- but it would appear that Trump-Muad’dib is opening up a bit of a lead over his increasingly creaky, screechy, shrill, and...

Freedom tits!

A certain model and (((actress))) by the name of Kate Upton weighed in on the row concerning sportzball players who have decided to take a knee when The Star Spangled Banner is played just before a game on September 11th: In my opinion, the national anthem is a...

Like nails on a chalkboard

Here’s a great way to test your tolerance for pain and suffering. See if you can make it ALL the way through this short clip summarising the Hilldebeast’s so-called “alt-Right speech”: Oof. I’d rather go smash my shins into a high-density...

Thought experiment

One of the stupidest, yet most persistent, arguments that gun-grabbing liberals love to use to make their case for outlawing the private possession and use of firearms is that, if the Founding Fathers had any experience with so-called “assault” rifles and...

The children of a dying paradise

I recently wrapped up reading a short book- more like an extended essay or master’s thesis, really- by a chap named Julian Langness, who writes quite well and thoughtfully over at European Civil War. Part travelogue, part philosophical discourse on the current...