“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Some advice never gets old

Seeing as it’s Boxing Day here- though it is still Christmas back in the good ol’ US of A- I figure that this might not be a bad time to dish out some old-fashioned dating advice to ladies of my age and younger who are stuck wondering where all the good...

Happy Christmas

And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior,for he has looked on the humble estate of his servant. For behold, from now on all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy...

The triumph of Ullanor

For those of you mystified by the title of this post, brush up on your WH40K lore here. Even to jaded cynical types like me, it is becoming increasingly difficult to deny that President Trump appears to be on a real roll these days. The evidence is mounting that the...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

All apple, no core

Among the, yet again, FAR too many books that I find myself reading at the moment, is Neil Strauss’s latest work, The Truth. It details Neil Strauss’s journey from a monogamous relationship with his beautiful girlfriend (and eventual wife), Ingrid...

One MEEEEELLION!!!

Wa-hey, this pokey little blog of mine just broke the 1-million view mark today. Now, admittedly, by the standards of most real blogs, that isn’t particularly impressive. There are plenty of websites out there that get a million views in one year....

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

Happy Thanksgiving

Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of Blue Bloods Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, my friends. We of the Hard Right have a whole lot to be thankful for this year, perhaps even more than we did last year with the victory of the God-Emperor. Even though things seem dark...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

Lost but not forgotten

Very few comedians, alive or dead, could claim to be truly versatile. Some comedians are known for having a particularly dry wit or excellent turn of phrase, but are not skilled at physical comedy. Some physical comedians are hilarious because of their...