“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Get well soon, Bruce

CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS? IRON MAIDEN’s very own Bruce Dickinson- who rabid MAIDEN fans like me generally prefer to as “the second coming of Christ”, or “GREATEST. FRONTMAN. EVER.”- is recovering after being treated for a cancerous lump on...

The Hawkwind Medley

Question: What happens when you get a ridiculously tall musical genius in the same room as one of his greatest idols, Dave Brock from psychedelic sci-fi rock band HAWKWIND? Answer: A medley of the greatest songs HAWKWIND ever made over something like 40 years, given...

Poetic justice

Ironic, ain’t it? I know we’re supposed to be charitable and compassionate and all that, but there are times when schadenfreude is just too delicious to pass up. Like, say, when a church manages to solve its Gay Mafia problem by using the results of...

Metal is good for the soul

A couple of fellow Androspherians have decided that today would be a good day to go full-on metal, so what the hell, why not get in on this… Here are a few of the best metal tracks that I’ve been listening to over the last few days: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD...

The Devil Went Down to Georgia…

One of my favourite bluegrass tracks, ever: A fair few people have tried to cover this classic. Most have failed to do it well. Here are a couple of the “less bad” versions: The really stupidly cheesy yet still highly entertaining Swedish dance mix...

Batman goes death metal

Utter hilarity ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram...

Jazz hands

Classic: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram Email a link to...

Twilight of the Thundercats

Classic 80s cartoon series (which I grew up with, by the way) meets ear-raping Viking heavy metal. Need I say more? Crank the volume WAAAAAY up on this one, and to Niflheim with the neighbours. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in...

Shreddin’

So Carey sent me a link to his latest post, knowing that, given my strong preferences for heavy metal, I’d get a kick out of it. He was right. It just so happened that while I was listening to the latest offering of highly technical melodic death metal from...

Rust in peace, MEGADETH…

Something is plainly going very wrong in the MEGADETH camp (again). First their drummer quits- then, within hours of that, their lead guitarist quits. All we need now is for Junior to quit and, well, it’ll just be Dave Mustaine left (again). Now don’t get...