“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

When veterans meet zombies

You get this wonderful slice of batshit insanity: Has anyone seen this film? I’ve been looking for it on streaming video but it doesn’t seem to be available yet. I have to say, it looks spectacularly silly- and since it was produced by and stars...

How to perform a REAL public service

Matt Best helps the International Community Of The Ever So Caring And Sensitive understand why guns are so great: I really can’t add much to that- other than maybe another few great pro-gun PSAs, these courtesy of Gunny, from a few years ago: I dunno how...

These idiots still don’t get it

There is no disguising it any more- the Third Great Jihad is here, now, within America’s shores: In appearance on Fox News Channel on Sunday, Breitbart National Security senior editor Dr. Sebastian Gorka reacted to the mass shooting in Orlando, FL early...

Flop Gear

To precisely nobody’s surprise, the “new and improved” TOP GEAR sucks harder than your housekeeper’s vacuum cleaner: The BBC show, presented by Chris Evans, has fallen below 3 million viewers for its second episode of the new...

“So please remember us”

“Never the lotus closes, never the wild-fowl wake, But a soul goes out on the East Wind that died for England’s sake — Man or woman or suckling, mother or bride or maid — Because on the bones of the English the English Flag is stayed. ...

Translation needed

Does anyone know how to say, “from my cold dead hands!” in Hawaiian? Hawaii state senator Will Espero (D-19) is pushing a gun owner database that the state will share with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  The database will “automatically notify...

The MAGA anthem

Courtesy of some bloke called @BakedAlaska: Well, he’s sure as hell baked on something. And the excessive use of autotune is, to a purist like me, highly irritating; as far as I’m concerned, if I want to listen to some one using autotune to disguise her...

MOAR DAKKA!

As any of us rednecks can tell you, when it comes to blowing shit up, there is NO SUCH THING as “too much”. After all, overkill is underrated. So here are a couple of examples of heavily underrated overkill, all in the name of the right to keep and arm...

“Guns don’t protect people”, my arse

It would appear that the more the gun-grabbers want us to believe the comforting lie that guns in private hands cannot protect people, the less reason we have to believe them: On February 18, female convenience store clerk Seul Lim exchanged gunfire with a would-be...

Kick his ass, bro

This is dedicated to a friend and teacher who will be fighting for an amateur muay thai title tonight, somewhere in the back end of beyond (also known as “Vermont”): Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new...