“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The middle-class whitelash

On the night of the epic victory of our magnificent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus I, a commentator for the Clown News Network by the name of Van Jones dubbed the huge “upset” a whitelash. The former Homobama Administration official (and, by his...

The God-Emperor and the United Abominations

President Donaldus Triumphus Magnus condescended to allow delegates from the lesser nations of the Earth to listen to his words of wisdom, badassitude, and all-round general awesomeness a couple of days ago. As is usual whenever this particular POTUS makes a speech,...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...

War and Culture, Pt. 3: The Breaking

The picture here may be stupid, but it actually refers to the classic Marvel “Civil War” comic book crossover arc. And it so happens that there are good reasons for my picking this particular image and theme – quite aside from the fact that I am a...

Why America needs more rednecks

Contrary to their public image, rednecks are not often the inbred stupid buffoons that most people in the “sufisitikayted” parts of the country would like to believe they are. Plenty of them understand exactly how stupid unlimited immigration –...

Deport the bastards

In this specific case, for once I am not referring to illegal invaders to the United States (or anywhere else, for that matter – though deporting invading aliens is about the kindest thing that can and absolutely should be done to them). No, in this...

Gamma smackdown

This is what happens when a whiny little bitch who works for the Clown News Network tries to play hardball with adults in the Administratum of the God-Emperor: It is obvious within about ten seconds that professional whinger Jim Acosta is simply too short for the...

Making Sandford Great Again

Does anyone remember an absolutely brilliant British film from 2007 called Hot Fuzz? It was, and remains, one of the best buddy-cop movies ever made, and it is a perfect example of Simon Pegg doing what he does best – making people laugh so hard that their sides...

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...