“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The mighty kingdom of CHAD

Now that we have officially entered the Time of Suckage, as told by the Mad Prophet Johnny Ringo, perhaps we can all lighten the mood a little and look at some fantastic new developments. The headlines these days read like satire, so let’s turn to an...

This is how civil wars start

#BasedTucker has been on an absolute rampage of late – not surprising given the sheer amount of material that he has to work with these days – and his rant from last night was a thing of beauty to behold: So let me get this straight: The residents of...

The burning of creation

In Scandinavian mythology – which is BY FAR the most badass and manly eschatological narrative that you will ever encounter – the end of all things is known as Ragnarok. An old friend of mine saw me reference this back in the days when I still used...

How did that alpha-bat soup taste?

The various nerd-news channels that I follow on YouTube have been abuzz with the recent news that Ruby Rose “quit” CW’s Batwoman, and the rumour mill is running at full tilt trying to figure out what exactly happened with the whole situation: As ME...

Global Cooling FTW?

The latest scientific evidence of sunspot activity and the Sun’s thermal output is backing up predictions made several years ago by mathematicians, not climatologists: Because it turns out that even the Sun has gone into a lockdown ‘­recession’. Or,...

The House of the Devil Mouse

Goolag has unveiled an all-new snazzier version of Blogger, and as usual, in the process of “enhancing the user experience”, they have inevitably broken a bunch of stuff that used to work really well – such as interpreting HTML embed code...

This is how liberty dies

Our favourite #BasedHost took to the airwaves last night to sound a badly needed alarm against the rise of tyranny across the entire USA: As summer approaches, and with it the 244th anniversary of America’s Declaration of Independence and establishment of a new...

The lockdowns were a huge mistake

This hour-long press conference from two doctors in California has gone – pardon the pun – viral over the past few days. There are several different versions of it out there. The one that I watched was from our friends over at Blue Collar Logic has some...

Proving Sherman right, again

Back in September 2018 I wrote a post discussing how General William Tecumseh Sherman, bane of the Confederacy and the man who authorised scorched-earth tactics against the South in his infamous “March to the Sea”, was absolutely 100% correct in his...

Purging the xenos

I’m a bit late to this particular party, due to circumstances out of my control – but there is yet more WINNING!!!! to add to the roster, and it’s necessary to address both the style and the substance of it. As you probably know by now, His Most...