“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Necrobestial”, indeed!

Courtesy of Tempest, here’s one that should make you chuckle: Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are...

Protect and serve (you with a crotch-grab)

There are many perfectly good reasons to hold Republicans (a.k.a. big-government conservatives) in thorough and utter contempt; personally, I view most Republican politicians as being even less intelligent than the majority of lower primates, including the uniquely...

Cheeseburgers are for skinny chicks

I’ve been watching Jennifer Lawrence parade her somewhat questionable acting skills since she starred in The Bill Engvall Show a few years back. Now apparently she’s waddled (heh) into the whole fat-shaming debate: In an upcoming ABC News special...

Release ALL the datas!

Apparently intelligence officials in the Department of Defense (can someone please explain to me how a “Department of Defense” is supposed to win a war?) are absolutely crapping their pants in sheer terror at the amount of information that goddamn...

Go on then, tell us another one, Al

By now it should be readily apparent to anyone living in the northern latitudes with a pair of functioning eyes and the ability to feel cold that the drumbeat of predictions about the Great Manmade Global Warming Apocalypse were seriously exaggerated: Professor Mike...

Fat-shaming is entirely justified

Maria Kang,the MILF who pissed off a bunch of land whales and shoggothsby asking a very simple question, landed herself in yet more hot water recently bypointing out that fatassitude is a sign of poor health (WARNING: youwill require eye bleach for some...

Churchianity is worse than atheism

A left-liberal Christian argues that it is possible to hold socially conservative yet fiscally liberal views simultaneously without contradiction, and as usual completely misses the point of Christ’s Ministry: Powers described her gradual progression from...

Domain Query: Of models and madness

FrancisBegbie had a request regarding my recent post about the manner in which economies conduct seppuku: Economics is pretty simple in a lot of ways, and cannot be modelled with bullshit models. I’ve taken looks at some of them econometrics models and...

Curie-Hultgreen Syndrome hits the banksters

A woman in charge moves from Boeing to Deutsche Bank: Boeing Co. promoted Ted Colbert to chief information officer and vice president of information technology. He will replace Kim Hammonds, who is moving to Deutsche Bank AG later this month. Mr. Colbert is...

A completely predictable fiasco

That’s what Obamacare has been so far: Health insurance companies have already notified at least 3.5 million Americans that their plans are being cancelled as a result of Obamacare.  That number, reported Monday by the Associated Press, is the latest data...