“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Israel aborts its future

by | Jan 1, 2014 | Uncategorized

Of all of the countries in the world, I didn’t expect the land of Moses to support something that goes directly against one of the oldest ideas in the Bible: In 2014, the government of Israel will pay to abort babies for any woman aged 20 to 33 regardless...

Enough already with the Strong Female Lead

by | Dec 29, 2013 | Uncategorized

Doubtless some (if not most) of you have already seen The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug by now. I saw it a couple of nights ago. Judged in isolation, I suppose it was a decent enough movie- at least 30 minutes too long, somewhat pretentious, a bit too far up...

“Maw, fetch mah huntin’ rifle…”

by | Dec 25, 2013 | Uncategorized

Can someone please explain the appeal of this idiotic new phenomenon to me? Yes, you saw that right- reindeer antlers and big stupid red nose ON A FREAKIN’ CAR. I’m all in favour of Christmas spirit, but this is going a bit bloody far. I’ve been...

“Necrobestial”, indeed!

by | Dec 25, 2013 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Courtesy of Tempest, here’s one that should make you chuckle: Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are...

Protect and serve (you with a crotch-grab)

by | Dec 24, 2013 | Uncategorized

There are many perfectly good reasons to hold Republicans (a.k.a. big-government conservatives) in thorough and utter contempt; personally, I view most Republican politicians as being even less intelligent than the majority of lower primates, including the uniquely...

Cheeseburgers are for skinny chicks

by | Dec 19, 2013 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I’ve been watching Jennifer Lawrence parade her somewhat questionable acting skills since she starred in The Bill Engvall Show a few years back. Now apparently she’s waddled (heh) into the whole fat-shaming debate: In an upcoming ABC News special...

Release ALL the datas!

by | Dec 19, 2013 | Uncategorized

Apparently intelligence officials in the Department of Defense (can someone please explain to me how a “Department of Defense” is supposed to win a war?) are absolutely crapping their pants in sheer terror at the amount of information that goddamn...

Go on then, tell us another one, Al

by | Dec 16, 2013 | Uncategorized

By now it should be readily apparent to anyone living in the northern latitudes with a pair of functioning eyes and the ability to feel cold that the drumbeat of predictions about the Great Manmade Global Warming Apocalypse were seriously exaggerated: Professor Mike...

Fat-shaming is entirely justified

by | Dec 5, 2013 | fitness, Uncategorized

Maria Kang,the MILF who pissed off a bunch of land whales and shoggothsby asking a very simple question, landed herself in yet more hot water recently bypointing out that fatassitude is a sign of poor health (WARNING: youwill require eye bleach for some...

Churchianity is worse than atheism

by | Dec 5, 2013 | Christianity, Uncategorized

A left-liberal Christian argues that it is possible to hold socially conservative yet fiscally liberal views simultaneously without contradiction, and as usual completely misses the point of Christ’s Ministry: Powers described her gradual progression from...