“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Shredfest

Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...

Apex

The fourth album by Canadian metal band UNLEASH THE ARCHERS was released last Friday, and… just… wow. I haven’t been able to stop listening to it for the past three days. Very few albums ever released, by any band, can claim to have had...

It never gets old

Today is of course Memorial Day, and in my opinion it is the second most important public holiday in the American calendar. It is a day of deep solemnity and, for far too many American families, terrible, aching sadness. Take a trip to any American national cemetery...

A little too much rum, Dave?

Latest ALESTORM single. Just… watch and enjoy: I think we just found the new unofficial anthem of Navy SEAL Team 6… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)...

#MetalMonday

Given the DISGUSTING weather outside today, I figure a good solid dose of metal should help lighten the mood- starting with, of course, the greatest of them all. IRON MAIDEN: IMPELLITTERI – with perhaps the fastest guitarist on Earth: GALLOWS’ END...

So you wanna be an Illuminatus?

Well in that case, you’re going to need the right anthem to get into the correct frame of mind: Thanks, yet again, to my impressively incompetent ISP, this should have been posted yesterday, but wasn’t. Anyway, the point is that, while there are many bands...

The Force is strong with this one

What happens when you create a heavy metal band with Boba Fett on drums, a stormtrooper on bass, a TIE fighter pilot and an Imperial guardsman on rhythm guitars, and LORD DARTH VADER HIMSELF on lead guitar? Well, THIS: That ALMOST makes up for how bad Mickey...

Music to make your beard grow

My Alt-Right brethren are, understandably, in something of a mood to burn and pillage these days. We have seen how effective the Viking method of solving problems tends to be when dealing with dyscivic leftists tends to be, after all. With that in mind, and seeing how...

Shorts

It’s been quite a while since I last did one of these, so I figured I might as well take a few moments to put together a few interesting tidbits discovered from across teh interwebz that do not individually merit a full-blown post. And we start with: Dat Ass...

The Eighties are back

And if BATTLE BEAST has anything to say about the subject, they’re bloody well here to stay: These guys opened for SABATON on Friday night, and I have to say, they were BADASS. Normally, any band that hits the stage before SABATON is going to be in for a rather...